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longelk · 10 months
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do you guys think Leshy would have been a tumblr sexyman if we only ever saw his eyes/arms like genuinely? i think he has that air about him that would've made people go crazy for him if they had the liberty of giving him a more "attractive" design but as it stands there are likely people put off by his old old grandpa look
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buckybarnesbingo · 3 years
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As part of our October Discord Party, we played the Pic Summary game!
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@ariasfandom - Bucky: Guys, the sign says 'danger' for a reason!
Clint and Steve: That sign won't stop us because we can't read
Bucky tries to keep his chaotic dumbass boyfriends from diving headfirst into danger
@somesortofitalianroast - Beauty and the Beast AU: Bucky is dared by Clint to spend the night in the haunted house at the edge of the woods. Luckily, Bucky doesn't believe in ghosts. Unluckily, the house isn't so much "haunted" as "occupied"
@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - "Oh, look, Steve! It's the sign that should be hung on your brain."
"Thanks, Buck. Love you too."
@your-ginger-angel - Bucky wanted to at least warn the idiots stupid enough to wander close enough to his cabin to trip the booby traps he set throughout his property. He'd only told one or two people how to navigate the maze. Clint wasn't one of them so when he heard a curse coming from the direction of the river, he smiled and then set off to rescue his friend.
@rebelmeg - i can't think of anything other than little red riding hood vibes to go with that pic. i don't know if bucky is our red riding hood or the wolf, or if he's both, but i like it
@somesortofitalianroast - nat's Red and Bucky's the wolf?
@rebelmeg - ooooh, i like that
or even bucky as red and winter as the wolf
i like all the options
@lbibliophile-mcu - When Bucky discovered he was a werewolf, he knew there was only one thing for it. He found himself a cottage in the woods, far from the nearest town. He told only his closest friends where he was going, leaving all others to think he had vanished without a trace. He placed fences and signs, warning away casual passers-by. He stocked up on books and supplies and seedlings, so as to reduce the times he was forced to leave his refuge.
Of course, a werewolf is only actually dangerous one night a month, and even then not really. But it made for an excellent excuse.
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - "James, no!" Natasha threatened, pulling him by their laced fingers.
"C'mon. I thought you weren't scared of anything."
"Turns out I am terrified of being murdered by some backwoods pig farmer. Have you never seen American Horror Story?" Natasha pulled away from James's grasp and planted herself in place. "We don't go onto property where we can be murdered by savage hillbillies."
"You're such a killjoy. We can totally take on hillbillies. We have the best shooting skills in the world. Legitimately." Bucky was waving his arm toward the trees beyond the sign.
Natasha stood adamant with her arms crossed and shook her head. "And they have pitchforks and insanity. But, James, insanity always wins."
Keep reading for many more!
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@your-ginger-angel - Bucky: I've got good news and bad news, Steve.
Steve: oooookay?
Bucky: I think we need to go down to get to the bad guys.
Steve: Is that the good news or the bad news?
Bucky: Welp, the only way this elevator goes is down, so let's hope that's where they were headed.
Steve: What does the "OK" button do?
Bucky: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!
@rebelmeg - bucky thinks that maaaaaybe this apartment that he's considering renting is not a wise choice after all....
@somesortofitalianroast - Leverage AU: Bucky stepped into the elevator, noticing the f’ed up arrow button. He breifly wondered what everyone else thought, before opening the roof panel and hauling himself into the elevator shaft, harness ready to go.
@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - "So, I know my brain is kind of a mess, but this seems extreme."
"Bucky, I've told a million times that you have to stop playing with the stickers when you start drinking."
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - Bucky, getting into the elevator when he thinks he's alone: Let Clint fix the elevator, they said. Clint totally knows what he's doing, they said. Clint's an expert at this kind of stuff, they said.
Clint, looking through a hole in the roof of the elevator: You don't like my work, Barnes?
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@your-ginger-angel - Bucky was confused by the purple fire currently sitting in his palm. He'd been mostly aware when they replaced his left arm. He'd been mostly aware when they'd trained him to be the Winter Soldier. He wasn't sure at which point they'd tried to inject any sort of magic into his system. If he could create purple fire in his palm, could he also throw a ball of fire at his enemies now?
No time like the present to find out. BOOM Okay, then.
@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - Bucky opens his hand and watches as the purple flame licks over his palm. Before he can process it, it morphs into his mother and then his dad before giving way to the Howlies, Steve, and finally Schmidt and Zola. Closing his hand, he smiles at the feeling of squishing his tormentors. "Take that, you bastards," he growls.
@rebelmeg - the winter soldier having fire powers gives me interesting thoughts about art therapy with ice sculptures
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - Bucky looked into the flame of purple energy coming from the woman's palm. "Clea Strange, you said?"
"You haven't forgotten what I said."
Bucky didn't take his eyes off the purple light. "And you're offering me this ability? What's the catch?"
Clea smiled and cocked her head. "What makes you think there's a catch?"
Bucky shook his head. "I've been around for more than my fair share of time and no power comes without payment and repercussions. I think you should keep your gifts this time. Thank you."
(For anyone unfamiliar, Clea Strange comes from the Dark Magic side with Dormammu. And she and Stephen are married.)
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@somesortofitalianroast - When Bucky agreed to dress as a ghost to help Clint prank the newbies, he didn’t realize just how boring or how cold it would be.
@your-ginger-angel - I seriously wanna go Clint on this one. Again. I feel like all of these spooky ones are Bucky and Clint being dorks.
But maybe this time Clint is trying to prank Bucky? As if Bucky won't know it's him the second he's within 50 feet of Clint in that ridiculous costume.
@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - Bucky had promised Natasha he'd wear the sunglasses as part of his costume. What he didn't tell her was that he was going to the party as a ghost. At least he'd kept his promise, but that didn't seem to matter if the thunderous expression on her face was any indication.
@rebelmeg - sam: "bucky, you didn't even try."
bucky: "i don't even wanna go to this dumb party, so if my ghost costume isn't good enough, i am perfectly happy to stay home."
clint: "don't you dare let nat hear you call her masquerade party stupid."
@rebelmeg - alternatively, tony's arranged a very elaborate haunted house experience for morgan, and he's got all the avengers chipping in to help. bucky got off easy, actually, seeing as how steve got talked into being a zombie and has been shuffling around moaning for the better part of two hours
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - "You drew the short straw, didn't you?" Natasha asked Sam as he leaves over the fence.
Sam didn't budge from where he was propped on the fence in his ghost costume. "You got to be a ballet doing mummy thing. Bucky’s out there being a vampire. Steve's a little too realistically make-up'd zombie. And what did I get to be? A boring, dead white guy."
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@somesortofitalianroast - Bucky was determined to win the neighborhood's halloween decoration contest. whatever the cost
@rebelmeg - "BUCKY, STOP MESSING WITH MY DECORATIONS!"
bucky just chuckled as he scampered away. just wait until sam saw what he'd done to the blow-up ghosts...
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - The thing is that Bucky had never been to a Spirit Halloween store so considering Halloween was his favourite holiday and there was so much to buy, Bucky handed over that little black SHIELD card and let his grabby hands and grabby heart do the shopping till he had bought everything he could possibly fit into the truck he rented. The Avengers' compound's lawn looked amazing. The skeleton's outside Steve's window were even recreating the moment he told Steve what he had done.
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@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - Bucky already had issues with fancy coffee, but this was just too much. The barista was entirely too creative, and he needed to spend his time creating art that lasted instead of drawing ghosts in Bucky's coffee.
@huntress79 - Halloween not only meant literal gallons of Pumpkin Spice Latte being sold at the coffee shop, Peter, Sam and Bucky also had their annual Coffee Cream Art Contest, with Clint, Carol, Nat and Darcy as the judges. During the whole month of October, the three drew all kinds of spooky things on the cream, but in the end, Bucky's ghost that ended up on the latte for one Pepper Potts won.
@rebelmeg - "there's a ghost in my coffee."
"and it's very boo-tiful."
bucky glanced up at the barista, trying not to smile. "that was terrible."
"boo to you too, grumpshine."
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - The thing about having a relationship with an artist is that they wanna put art everywhere. And Bucky just wants his coffee. So here Steve goes creating the damn near coolest coffee Bucky’s ever seen and now Bucky can't even drink it. Does Starbucks deliver?
@psychiccatpanda - "Have an unboolievable Halloween," Bucky said flatly.
The other man glanced up at him. "And a Happy HallowThanksMas to you too," and tipped his hat.
@lbibliophile-mcu - Bucky looks down at the blob of white foam innocently surrounded by brown. Usually he is good at latte art, it is one of the things the cafe is becoming known for. And he'd wanted this one in particular to be really nice. But he'd looked up at just the wrong moment, seen the cute guy waiting on the other side of the counter smile at him, and then... this. Taking a deep breath, he uses his drawing stick to create three brown dots in the white, then passes it over. Maybe the man has a sense of humour?
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@buckybarnesdeservestobehappy - Something wasn't right, and Bucky knew that because the hair on the back of his neck told him so. Glancing behind him, he tried to figure out what was hiding in the shadows, but whoever or whatever it was could hide really well. Walking a little faster, he made it to his door and unlocked it just in time to slip inside and shut the door firmly behind him.
@rebelmeg - my brain is throwing out exactly two things. "awooo" bucky or drunk and/or sleep deprived bucky slurring, "why's the moon pink?"
@ariasfandom - Bucky: Sings badmoon until it drives everyone around him nuts
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - I am watching American Horror Story and it's the season where the blood moon causes the bad stuff to start happening.
@huntress79 - Of course, the "perfect" moment for Bucky and Sam, his hunting partner, to strike against the vampire's nest had to fall in sync with the current blood moon. Every hunter worth their salt knew that vampires were exceptionally aggressive around that time. Nonetheless, they both grabbed their gear, Sam said a prayer, and off they went to stop the nest, once and for all.
(SPN AU featuring Bucky and Sam)
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - Steve's been jokingly howling at the full moon quietly every lunar cycle ever since they watched a series of old werewolf films a year ago. And tonight when Bucky spotted the blood moon, he caught himself doing it too. Mid-Mission. So Natasha and Sam turned and looked at him like they couldn't believe it had really just happened. The next time Bucky sees Steve, he's really got it coming, that dumbass bitch.
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@rebelmeg - avengers and co. pumpkin carving party, complete with hot chocolate, lots of desserts, and a spooky movie to watch later with their pumpkins all lined up and glowing.
@wolfarrowepz - Bucky surprising Clint with Halloween decorations after finding out Clint loves Halloween as much as he does.
@book-dragon-13 - Bucky dresses up as the headless horseman for Halloween, including a jack o lantern to serve as the fake head
@huntress79 - Halloween at the Avengers Tower almost had a military character to it - something that Bucky (and not just him) totally blamed on Maria and Pepper working together in the planning phase. Either way, while Nat, Darcy and Pepper herself were responsible for all kinds of make-up on the guests' faces (with quite some surprising help from Clint), Bucky, Steve and Bruce ended up in one of the communal kitchens, a small field's worth of pumpkins in front of them, waiting to be carved.
@ribbonsflyingoutthewindow - Despite everything, Steve is an artist at heart. And Natasha has a surprisingly creative side that helps her in both ballet and in the field. But Bucky? Anything creative about him was probably stamped out by his father at a pretty young age. Everything in the Barnes household was done with military precision. Their schedules were calculated to the minute. Their beds were made as if they lived on a base. Even Bucky's haircut had always had to be standard regulation. Unfortunately even these days that means when it comes to ideas for the jack-o-lantern, Bucky's only idea is to make one classic and exactly perfect. Luckily with his knife skills, it's as easy as pie (which is exactly what Bucky makes himself as a reward).
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