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Maybe they'll survive long enough to unlock 7th level spell slots.

#dnd character #roony #Draconic Transformation #throw this into the void #aspirational spell slots

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Learn Art ♡ Book ♡ Newsletter

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Twitter (2020) VS the Hays code (1930)

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whydoihavetoart

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So despite spending weeks working on these tarot-themed cards for @legendlarkpod, I forgot to take my own pictures before I mailed them! Luckily Errol is a gentleman and scholar who documented them after they arrived, so thank you, Postmaster. Sadly, Tumblr is unhappy with the lovely video footage Errol took to show that many of these cards are shiny, so just take my word for it: I used a lot of metallic and shimmery paints!

Arcana:

Slake: Temperance

Kai: Death

Maeri: The Star

Fran: The Magician

Faelen: The Hanged Man

Corbin: Judgement

Did it take me another 2 months to finally post these on social media? Yes. Working in healthcare in the US is a nightmare and I stopped being a human being for a hot minute!

Anyway, go listen to LegendLark's podcast! Can't recommend it enough!

#LegendLark #the guardians #corbin #slake #fran #maeri #faelen #kai #i made pavia look like galarian ponyta #i looked up courtly flower meanings for faylen lol #i hadn't painted anything in almost a decade until these #now i need to make cards for their bonus campaign lol

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Hee ho ho! Oh my! Flu vaccine and Covid booster? On the same day?? This is a zesty new way to make my body spontaneously combust! I forgot asthmatics prolly shouldn't do this.

#I'm an RT #i know better than this #this is gonna be lit #by lit i mean my body is going to collapse like an ill-prepared souffle #oh well

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Sometimes your brain can't decide if you're having fun or deeply annoying and there is no in-between.

#i can be doing somebody a favor and feel annoying #no context allowed #we die like men #oh well

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When you're on a kick of reviving old ocs you decided were too cringe back in the day.

#old oc #an anemic demon #it's hard for him to find clothes

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Insignia for the Cult of Darius. @legendlarkpod, i apologize for being entirely back on my bullshit.

#beetle #darius #cultofdarius #legendlark #fanart #backonmybullshit #iusedtodesigntattoos

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@legendlarkpod i can't stop drawing BIRDS because i love the new rebrand name.

#legendlark #birds #why am i obsessed with drawing BIRDS

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i forget how many fanart doodles i do for these guys.

#legendlark #old fanart #unearthed this from the bowels of my computer #i don't remember making this one #no backgrounds we die like men #the guardians #kingdom hearts beast corbin feels like a fever dream

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idk how to use csp but i know @legendlarkpod 's new arc is gonna be a banger. live reaction doodles from the newest episode.

#legendlark #learningcsp #gonnaleavethisglossyjpgrighthere #lovedrawingbirds #goodname

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The Signs and Love IV:

Aries: You love like a 3rd degree burn. Intense, occasionally painful, constantly covering yourself in aloe.

Taurus: You love like a Gregorian choir. Loudly, all at once, and only at the specific behest of the catholic church. 

Gemini: You love like the battle of kursk, slowly, unshakably, wading knee deep through dead nazis.

Cancer: You love like the centurion in line at Starbucks. Furtively, simply wishing not to be bothered, and carrying a massive goddamn spear if anyone decides to piss you off.

Leo: You love like the large boulder perched atop a nearby hill. Ready, at any moment, to crush some unsuspecting human.

Virgo: You love like a sick elbow-drop. Inefficient, with great risk of injury, but terribly stylish.

Libra: You love like an antique store, slowly, fostering the orphaned and unwanted, home to at least two cats.

Scorpio: You love like gambling debts, growing constantly, with an even more constant threat of shattered knees, you know, from love.

Ophiuchus: You love like a Sasquatch, furtively, out of focus, but intentionally so.

Sagittarius: You love like the moth-eaten wedding dress locked away in the attic of an old house. Definitely haunted, like seriously goddamn haunted.

Capricorn: You love like a brick hurled through the window of a print shop in the early morning, either as a warning, or a random act of chaos.

Aquarius: You love the lullaby from inside the walls. You have no business being this comforting. 

Pisces: You love like the Muppets. The stars refused to tell me what that means.

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A few joking D&D achievements. 

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why does netflix geralt looks like that “ma theres a weird fucking cat outside!”