#yuuri swipes right because nice abs ft a dog that looks a lot like vicchan/makkachin

[snickerdoodlles]

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YOI ? 🙏

it took me a little while to dig through my mess of a folder, but the story idea that made me snort the hardest when i rediscovered it was a 'Yuuri on tinder' fic. this is everything i have for it:

Yuuri is legendary on tinder. “No I’m not,” grumbles Yuuri, attempting to ignore Phichit’s dramatics using the very devil at the heart of the issue. This is not his fault. Sean Richardson’s adorable Dalmatian is in three of his four profile pics and Yuuri is in love. He thumbs fly across the screen, phone dinging with another match. Phichit gasps, phone out. “And Yuuri achieves a match again! That’s right folks, Yuuri Katsuki continues to do the impossible and achieve a match for every swipe right!” Yuuri rolls his eyes. It’s all nonsense, of course. Vicchan is in every one of his profile pics and clearly the main draw of his flock of admirers. Which is completely fine for Yuuri. He’s only on tinder for the pets, it’s good he’s drawing a like-minded crowd.

i don't remember the exact plot of this story (undoubtedly because i was sure i'd never forget it), but one day, Yuuri decides to get a tinder to meet fellow pet owners. im sure his logic when he did this was impeccable. yuuri is very oblivious to how successful he is on tinder. Yuuri pets so many dogs, sleeps with so many people (coincidence, he's sure), and Viktor is absolutely in love with Yuuri's massive photo album of dogs until he discovers how Yuuri met all of them (cue Viktor struggles, because DOGS but also JEALOUSY) (and also why won't Yuuri sleep with him, he brought his dog all the way from Russia 😭)

#yuri on ice #i feel like there was a specific plot i had for this one but ??????? #OH ACTUALLY what would be hilarious: i think this concept was for post-sochi BUT make it pre-sochi #yuuri swipes right because nice abs ft a dog that looks a lot like vicchan/makkachin #is MORTIFIED when he arrives and there's a viktor in tow to an actual makkachin #tries to run away with makkachin still in his arms #viktor is rushing after him because :D :D :D HELLO :D! :D! :D! #ask game: fics im not writing