#zingerz

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All fictional men can be improved if you start imagining them as a butch woman

#man to #butch #is the only accapible form of genderbending #I saw that butch Arthur Morgan post and im so disopointed she's not real #zingerz

[korriekat]

< KORRiEKAT.exe iz typing . . . >

< ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ ~ 💌 ! > hAiiiii !! kii name iz kørrie !! kii prnz r it/xhe/kø + k uze løtza øther neøz 2 < inkluding firzt perzon neøz x3 > k'm teh høst øf a did zyztem ør zumthing < k'm kinda new >_< > ++ k'm autiztik + adhd + bpd . plz uze tønetagz !! k'm nøt rlly zure wat elze 2 zay zø k'm juz gonna zay zum ztuff abt kiizelf !!

💌 ! age : 17

💌 ! gender : katbøithing , zukkudeluzik , mølliebøi < alt 4 fembøy ! >

💌 ! ørientatiøn : bi-øriented cupiøzexual gay fairie bøi

💌 ! fave bandz : bvb , mcr , arktik mønkeyz , th nbhd , marina + th diamøndz

💌 ! fave zingerz : lana del rey , zam zmith , melanie martinez , jazmin bean

💌 ! zubkulturez : punk , zcene , maulgøth < mallgøth x3 >

💌 ! aezthetix : yami kawaii , paztel gøth , webkøre , ztarrflesh

💌 ! prnz : ┈⤵

> it / itz / itzelf

> xhe / hxr / hxrz / hxrzelf

> kø / køn / kør / kørz / kønzelf

> pur / purr / purrz / purrzelf

> meøw / meøwz / meøwzelf

> claw / clawz / clawzelf

> røt / røtz / røtzelf

1stp neoz

> k / kie / kii / kiine / kiizelf

2ndp neoz

> kyu / kyuu / kyur / kyurz / kyurzelf

💌 ! kinz : zukkubat < zukkubuz vampyre > , katbøi , ball - jøinted døll

💌 ! irlz : drakulaura , miza amane , angel duzt

💌 ! theriøtypez : tuxedø kat , bøld jumping zpyder , vampire bat

💌 ! zynpathz : kurømi

datz it lølz . . baaaiii ~ <3

[vivid-badsquad]

hold ip britainz ur mmj rq imma rb the thing with each group every day zo...

btw virtual zingerz are juzt like theyve all graduates they dont exizt in thiz becauze i zaid zo

[systimming]

❤️ Red Zingerz ❤️

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#Queue is super effective! #Stim #Stimmy #Sensory #Ours #Our gifs #Slime #Cloud slime #Clay slime #Pulling #Poking #Squeezing #Folding #Pink #White #Hands #Gif

[psychopathicwriting]

You know.. I just realized there's someone in this household I've yet to truly bother *looks over at InFelix, SQUINT* that's noo goood, I even have a secret weapon to use against him *approaches slowly, pulling a thing out of my pocket* and the secret weapon is.... *pulls out a box of cookies* ..COOKIES!!! Or more specifically mY BAKING SKILLS YEET YEET DIS GIRL IS A COUNTRY BUMPKIN SO YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS LIKE DELICIOUSLY UNHEALTHY *presents the box of fresh baked goods with a flourish* ZINGERZ!

He looked at the cookies then at the fruit. "You aren't OBTM," he said. "But I guess I'll accept the cookies. I got so many of them now."

[rifewsmut]

Monday, 10.52 AM

And then again, and then again, and then again, and then again... Bite Catatonic Don’t fucking trust him Egg cream Flirting Generosity of spirit Hard 2 read It’s uncomfortable Just woke up Kremliny shit Late Maybe, maybe not Nah Oh shit Platinum QVC RCA SHE IS MY MUSE Throw a bone Upscale vegan or whateverthefucks Vanguard White gold Xactly mang You win Zingerz n barbz

[davidmueller666-blog]

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[penisbutterjellytime]

Minotaur musician named Jon Bovi

#zingerz

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POV you just gave birth and the doctor immediately picks up the umbilical cord and starts doing this

#he keeps detaching and then reataching it to your baby btw #zingerz

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Hate how art school has changed the way I look at the art I'm making sometimes, "O, the lines are tangenting you need to fix that!" gargle my balls

#zingerz

[penisbutterjellytime]

If you have difficulty swallowing pills here's a trick that might help:

Use a drink or not it doesn't matter but get those mini M&Ms and see if you can swallow them whole, and keep swallowing them whole until it's super easy to do (if thats too big, start cutting them in half)

Once you can do that cut a regular sized M&M in half and do the same thing.

And when you can do that easily, go up to a full sized M&M.

My mom taught me this trick when I was a kid and had to take huge pills that didn't have chewy or liquid alternatives, so if you struggle with pills you can try this!

#zingerz #i thought this could be good life advice if anyone needs a trick #i told ppl ab this trick and ppl where like HUH! im gonna try that! #its good to do eseshally when its a really big pill

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in an orgy hitting all these labias like whack a mole

#zingerz

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haircut tomorrow! ^.^

#zingerz #I like long hair #i twirl it a lot as a fidget but also it kinda sucks #so im getting it buzzed and dyed! #wanted to dye it for a while but I think if you dye hair you then cant donate #so im getting a green buzz! #things gonna be like 4 hrs long lol #but if i bleached and dyed it myself i'd probably burn my scalp #I have a green fit so it'd be funny it I turned myself into a green screen lol

[penisbutterjellytime]

B4B

bear 4 butch

#butch bear bisexual bitches #wlw this mlm that nblm nblw t4t and the other etc. #this is a severely untapped market #zingerz #bears #butch

[penisbutterjellytime]

Tiktok people treating life like they're the Main Character in a video game and that everyone is an NPC is so funny to me.

Your mom my be an NPC, but dude you GOTTA do the dishes to progress the story bro...

#i am the wielder of ur XP ... do my quests boy #zingerz #this pov in life feels... make me feel really wierd. #ik its a joke or whatever but some ive seen.. its not normal to see people as null of life or in a simupation or wuatever #i dont think its a good mindset to belive ur the only real person in the world and everyone is fake #oober individualist as well isolating thinking

[penisbutterjellytime]

You hate getting likes? The hearts look like little lips, you don't like being kissed by hundreds of people for your posts for being so fun and interesting? ❤? 💋?? Mwuah ~ ???

#zingerz #i made a post similar to this in my dream