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im always saying this

#this is what Pittsburgh is like

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cherry shorts // beach day

#leon draisaitl #connor mcdavid

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there are things i have to say about mathew barzal that would get me cancelled on twitter and tiktok lmao IN THAT VEIN can y'all tell me some of your biggest 'i just don't get it' hockey players bc i always love to know how the people are feeling about hyped up nhlers. whose hype do you just, not get.

whether it's a face or their play.

#brady skjei #maybe it’s just his shitty friends that’s a turn off #but I really don’t get the face hype either #like he’s just a basic white dude with some grey

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men love to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down its like enrichment for them

#travis konecny

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doing studies trying to understand how these shorts worked, and also probably alienating my audience just a little more

#basketball really popped off with the slutty shorts in the 70s #magic johnson #larry bird

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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

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The Pens seriously are having a season ...

#big ‘fold the franchise’ moment (jk jk) #pittsburgh penguins

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kris letang like (pockets are bulging suspiciously in the shape of 10000 jagr bobbleheads) sacre bleu… who could’ve done this

#HELP #kris letang #jagr bobble head heist of 2024

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sports really is just i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please my dad i am trying to please

#I think if you’re the Hughes’ brothers its ‘please my mom’ instead lol

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#he’s trying to cast himself in the Mammia Mia production we all have in our heads #pierre olivier joseph

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"Men should put the seat down when they're done peeing so that I don't fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee"

"Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they're done peeing as a courtesy so that I don't have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee"

Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you're flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.

#my entire family makes fun of me for shutting the lid like there isn’t a reason I do

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Nobody better ever fucking tell me the fight for rights is over.

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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

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what's it called? rpf. okay and that stands for real person fanfic? okay, so it's like, something these guys are commissioning you to do, and they want it? oh, no it's not? you just write it about real people who have no idea who you are? okay. but it's about them winning a lot of games and having career defining moments, right? oh, it's just about them exploring gender politics and having sex with one another. that's really abnormal.

#it always be racist bitches from Alberta starting shit huh??? #rpf is fine actually ask Dante

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words of wisdom if you ever encounter someone who’s really enthusiastic about music willing to listen to anything but shit talks rap music and refers to it like it’s a monolith in the year 2024 dude you gotta run. dude you gotta get away forever. don’t look back don’t second guess yourself you have to get out of there. and if you are that person grow the hell UP