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Etho: Bdubs, you are a pancake now.

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Beef: If you are gonna do something, you do it right.

Beef: I don't half butt anything.

Ren: That's true, I've never seen your half butt anything

Beef: I full butt all the things

Cleo: Your butt is very full that is true.

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just leaving these here :)

#other

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this genre of otto photos >>>>>>>

#james marriott

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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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anyone else remember when wilbur in qsmp anthropomorphised all the objects in his and tallulah's house and then said or at least heavily implied he wanted to fuck one of them

weird that wilbur wanting to fuck inanimate objects has happened twice now

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Them 🙁

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regardless of what people say, I'm not leaving wilbur. so take your theories and your leaks elsewhere and leave me the fuck alone.

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we love joe hills

Joe Hills:

made a hermitcraft episode the day after his daughter was born to tell everyone how excited he was to meet her

staged a multi day one hermit protest outside warner chapell to defend mumbo jumbo's videos against copyright strikes

did a series of videos reading his webcomic aloud with the intention of making it accessible for the visually impaired, asking for feedback after each one

runs a table flipping competition at his local convention that lasts until the table breaks

made a working model replica of the evergiven in the strait of Joebraltar (stopped bdubs transporting villagers)

outplayed grian in a prank war by pulling out an IOU to make grian not retaliate to his base being covered in lava

pays all his staff members for their time moderating, brainstorming, project managing, and more

has played on every season of hermitcraft, from several weeks into season one onwards

is the only hermit to have met zombiecleo in person

part of a group who wrote and published the pitfalls and penguins TTRPG (has run a session with pauseunpause as a player)

ran a coup to make season two of Hermitcraft happen, establish a voting system, and get cleo (and mumbo) on the server

adds challenges to his minecraft gameplay to keep it interesting (a season without diamonds, a season without wings)

makes models that are as accurate to his chosen scale and reality as possible

has a world pinball ranking

oldest Hills sibling

has videos that are midroll ad free due to support from patreon sponsors

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if i had a nickel for every time mumbo and iskall went end busting and iskall didn’t know an english word, id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

Mumbo Jumbo “Hermitcraft 10: Episode 5 - I SAID YES 💍”

#mumbo #iskall #hermitcraft

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my collection grows 😇

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was extremely worried the twitter keyboard warriors would try and cancel him for this but i’m glad he fixed it :) i haven’t taken history since i was 13 even tho im american 😅

Using my platform for a non-Joel Hermit for a moment

[edit: he changed it to "Manifeting Mending" which actually yes is even better! Also further reading says yes, people have just started saying 'manifest destiny' to mean 'achieve my goals' or whatever, he didn't pick a random phrase, he tried to sound hip like the kids]

Grian's episode title was "Manifest Destiny", which was a VERY BAD United States policy/idea to justify American Imperialism and... check out the wikipedia link above for more.

Grian fixed his episode title in less than an hour. Thanks Grian!

It's very easy for posts to go viral and for corrections to be missed, and as an American who did quite a bit of US history in school a person, I really appreciate Grian promptly fixing this. <3

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hoo hoo big summer blow out

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THIS <3

Some of y'all are putting WAY too much work in. I literally don't care who it is. I want shubble to be able to heal and move on. I don't give a fuck who it was, shubble made the choice to not reveal who it was and y'all are doing the most to disrespect that. Couldn't be less supportive if you tried

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this!!! ily op /p

tw abuse////

how about instead of immediately speculating about who shubble’s ex bf might be, we support her for her bravery for speaking up about her abuse. it’s insanely disrespectful to be pointing fingers when what we really should be doing is supporting shubble. she didn’t say it was wilbur, and although some details add up, some don’t.

by all means, i wouldn’t support anyone who abuses, no matter who they are.

if hypothetically wilbur was in fact her abuser, i would immediately stop supporting him. let’s just not get hasty.

i’m so proud of shubble for speaking up <3

and stop speculating!

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this aged brilliantly

i am NOT ok /pos

who do we think it’s gonna be? i’m genuinely torn if we’re getting skizz or not 😅 but the other mystery hermit??? maybe joel? help