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What do I do when I have to be incredibly productive but don't want to though?

Someday you get out of bed and can be incredibly productive.

Other days you don't even want to get out from under your covers.

Whichever type of day you're having is completely understandable.

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

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Reblog this and I will give you five boops bc I'm a boopslut.

I am so confident this will get very few rb's

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This is why I read the reddit comments

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I've done this before, but I'll do it every time.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Tumblr Code.

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@llamagoddessofficial wasn't this the plot of your robots au?

"emotionless robot feels for the first time" trope but instead of it being because of love or compassion its hatred.

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https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain

Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities

Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities

Organization is involved in a political campaign

Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities

Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990

Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly

Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms

Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices

Other (describe)

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My favorite Among Us trope is still the one where one imposter is a killer eldritch alien, and the other is just dude with knife.

Alas, I too have been drawn into the Among Us pit

also….friendly imposter….trope good….

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W-wait, y'all can't tell when something is wet? Wet is a temperature thing for you? None of this makes sense because I'm still feeling the moisture trapped in the jeans I just ironed twice and the wet in the humidity.

hold up what do you mean humans can't tell if something's wet . what

#does this mean I'm a shrimp? #is it an adhd thing? #warm water is still wet tho #can I be cold and dry at the same time? #I'm an AFAB so survey says yes #cold bitch

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This is so cute and also really ridiculous, which makes it the perfect Tumblr content.

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A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies