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#know what?

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Pablo Picasso

#boy. for a horny painter- he sure liked to fuck. #pigasso #art

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Them: "Stop blowing up my phone!"

Me: LOL, what

#blow up #phone #relatable memes #reaction gif #gif

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#🤣 #🤮 #💊💉 #💉💊 #d.a.r.e. to make your own decisions

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Reblog and put in the tags the pettiest reason you’ll block someone

#i block all those usuals too. and in addition: #I also block blogs who post a.i. content. please don't call it ''art.'' #i do that in the hopes that I see less of it. IDK if that works. but eh... #let's see... I don't usually block the blogs themselves. but I hide posts that are tagged ''pokemon'' (i know I'm a monster. but...) #i think I still have the tag ''SpongeBob'' blocked. basically there was too much of that stuff that just seems like filler in my feed. #i don't visit tumblr for memes. once in a while is fine. but there's a bunch of very... typical content that just proliferates like heck. #if i feel like it- i can take a dip into that stuff whenever. anyhow #i block regressive annoying trolls who repeat themselves or otherwise act like bots. it is horrifying to think that's their real personality #I'll eventually block annoying shits of any politics. sticking their nose in my business trying to lecture people like you're not in charge. #asshole #i really don't know why anyone wastes their time with me. #not enough rage bait out there I guess. idiots gotta make more useless stupid drama. you think you're a justice warrior? pick another hobby. #you can't hurt the feelings of most people in the internet whose feelings you want to hurt. specifically assholes. #just because your feelings are hurt doesn't mean you're not the asshole. #maybe look at yourself first. always on the attack becuse that's what you've been programed to do. stooping to others' levels. #maybe engage with ideas instead of semantics. we're letting words divide us. stop trying to change other people. that's not how we win. #okay well anyway

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She said that a long time ago so that she could bang young dudes when she was older, not so that she could bang old dudes when she was younger...

#IDK who knows probably? #yoko oh no #she actually did some pretty cool artwork and whatnot #i don't think she ruined John. that's stupid

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#relatable shitpost #penny #hamburger #what #stabilize unsteady furniture #flip it #coin toss #coin flip

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Cat was just accurately reenacting the end of Scarface.

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IDK WTF I was expecting. My plans for any of my future have always been an ambiguous muck of optimism, low confidence, okay self-esteem, and a strong odor of doom. Very contradictory. IDK why even I'm posting this.

thinking about how i  have no plans for my life b/c i thought id be dead by now

#afflack #doom

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#a. n. a. l. #labotomy #live laugh lobotomy #i need a lobotomy #lobotomy corporation #lobotomy #lobe-ectomy #teenage lobotomy

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#hashtag relatable #relatable quotes #shitpost #relatable memes #shitposting

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That's. Soap.

CHOCOLATE CARAMEL SHORTBREAD COOKIE BARS

#soap

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😂🥰

#cat #curling #cats #Olympics #hashtag relatable #that I'll watch next time #Youtube

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I just had a weird experience. I was dreaming that I didn't have my glasses on. I even touched my face in the dream. Isn't that wild? But the point of this is really that, ...I woke up, and I wasn't wearing any glasses! Weeeiird!

#where are my glasses? honestly #and when I got up- I didn't even put in glasses to get up to go to the bathroom. WTF? #i never do that #it's all true. i swear. #i did take ambien though. which does make weird stuff happen sometimes. #queue #the Q Continuum #q continuum #queueue #que yewewew #cue you #just que it.

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I don't think that's a good idea, those tires must be pretty expensive...

#oh dear #kids these days

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Well, it sure isn't very manly...

#homogay #if loving women is gay then I don't wanna be straight #mlw

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They can't bust us if they don't even know what genders we are!

#ITS SUCH A PRETTY DRESS!!! #(should we test that out?) #🚘🔨🤯 #🚗⚒️💥 #🚔🛠🧨