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No crimes today guys😔 they can see us.

#Trans people be careful out there today #Keep the crimes for tomorrow #Team Red Talks

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uh....don't know if carmen takes questions but uh... YOU ARE REALLY COOL AND UH MY FAVORITE ON TEAM RED.

hey, playing favorites? that's not nice -player

#we can't all be as cool as carmen but where's the love for your friendly neighborhood hacker? #Team Red Answers

[teamredofficial]

So true ❤️

Carmen, whilst making out with Julia: I love International Women’s Day  🥰 🥰 🥰

#I love women. Every day is International Women’s Day if you’re not a coward #Team Red Replies

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Hey????

Hello, this is one of your agents writing. Carmen Sandiego has been spotted in Moscow. (With a VILE operative [not Shadowsan]) (and they are working together. [Not making out.]) Have fun!✨️

-One of the ACME agents

ARE YOU FROM TWITTER

#We’re not saying that snitches get stitches. However… #team red replies

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Remember to steal chocolates from your least favorite corporations today :)

#team red talks #carmen sandiego netflix

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This sacrifice will not be forgotten😔

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

#We’ll never forget you… #team red replies

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Welcome to the club buddy

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

#Sure it’s the. The laws of physics. You know what? Whatever you need to tell yourself

[teamredofficial]

When is international bully Maelstrom day? Asking for a friend.

we've hired a vile operative to run this blog instead of us so if you're directing any questions to the faculty please be specific. and please try to be nice to the operative his code name is Intern

anyway . from now onwards we will only be posting on special occasions like international bully maelstrom day. good bye and fuck all of you

#Team Red Replies #Intern you say… I do hope they’re paying you buddy.

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History repeats itself…

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#We’re right back to square one #Just fire Chief and we’ll call it even! #You can even keep Devineaux so we have good feelings all around #Team Red Replies

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Wooooow. Way to be a capitalist.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#How could you do this… #Team Red Replies

[teamredofficial]

…What do you call us, then?

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#Because we’ve been doing a considerably better job of taking down VILE than you…. #Maybe this is just what player calls a ‘skill issue’ #Team Red Replies

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Have you considered being nicer? Alternatively, have you considered not being cops.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#Team Red Replies

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This is something that we in the thieving business call a major L, unfortunately. Get ratio’d.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#team red replies

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We believe in democracy here, sorry.

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#Team Red Replies

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Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#Team Red Talks #Carmen Sandiego Netflix

[teamredofficial]

What you guys think about el topo and le chevre?

They’re really cute together! They’re one of those super affectionate couples who have matching everything and everyone rolls their eyes, but secretly, if El Topo and Le Chevre broke up, I think the world would completely stop-

Wait, did you mean as operatives?

#team red answers #la femme rogue!

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how cool would u rate paper star / dash haber out of 10

Pippy Punkstockings, eh? She’s one of the only VILE operatives who comes close to truly rivaling me, and I can respect her for that.

Despite this, anyone such a total disregard for history isn’t cool in my book, so it knocks her score down a bit. 7/10

Dash Haber… it is fun to have another hat buddy, but his is a bit… on the deadly side, whereas mine is a beautiful fashion statement. 6/10

#Paper Star has some good one-liners (not as good as mine) but I can’t get over her trying to stab me all the time unfortunately #Dash Haber is just as bad. He is fun to make fun of though! I know Zack enjoys it #team red answers #la femme rogue!