#Team Red Talks

[teamredofficial]

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

#Team Red Talks #Carmen Sandiego Netflix

[gophergal]

Another dumb comic, this time in color!

#gopher art #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #so corey and i were talking and floated the idea that Medic likes to bite and he goes too far sometimes and leaves marks that look downright #GNARLY. fucking HORRENDOUS nibbles. heavy doesnt mind and he's kinda into it #anyway judge all you want i thought this was funny #i think the part im most proud of is the background. and maybe the cartoony looks of Solly and Scout's reactions

[dunkledog]

//blood and severed spy head [no gore]

just in case :)

they're smitten in their own ways

whoops i haven't posted in a while

here, take some messy sketches [imagine im tossing them at you like bird seed and you are pigeons in a park]

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #heavy tf2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #spy head tf2 #demoman tf2 #the spy head gets a cigarette as a treat #i think medic talks to him like his own personal therapist #spy head told him to get a real therapist and then got locked in the freezer for a week. never again

[wonderstrevors]

Jason being done with being the child of divorce in Catwoman #58

#jason todd #selina kyle #bruce wayne #tuesday spoilers #catwoman #batman #red hood #dc comics #can we talk about how jason is the child of divorce in gw #bruce and selina put tracking on him #then bruce kidnapped him #selina is looking for him #and the both team up to save him #and jason is done with both of them #so done #and bruce carrying jason like he is a small child #his little boy #that he fucked up #at this point just give the custody to dick

[scrollonso]

fernando was literally made to be in aston martin, from jimmy and him being silly together to lawrence welcoming him with open arms and strollonso getting along so well, this is where he belongs.

#ik i always talk abt renault nando #but aston martin is his team #like he fits so well #they love him #he loves them #all we need is adrian newey #then fernando and lance will be winning together #i think thats beautiful #need lawrence to buy the red bull engineers #i'll help #all jokes aside #i hope nando stays with am #f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #aston martin #fernando alonso #lawrence stroll

[harbingersecho]

she should've been problematic at the club

#rvb #red vs blue #south dakota #agent south dakota #rvb south #mine #*24 #art #moden au bouncer/roadie/security guard south? 👀 #instead of the ai thing she's pissed off at north bc he's all 'so when are you going to get a real job? i'm just worried you're #wasting your potential :( there's a community college near me i could talk to the teacher to let you in :)' treating her like a teenager #'you're not going to want to be throwing drunks out of bathrooms when you're forty south just be realistic' and south's just 🖕 die. #+ AU where south says fuck pfl and becomes a mercenary/bounty hunter? maybe teaming up with sharkface? she could end up at chorus too? #maybe she could get an actual ch arc and finally get out of her brothers shadow + grow as a person?? idk guyss....shes got potential

[zarla-s]

I love their matching Halloween costumes so much, they're so cuuuuuteeeee aaaaa. I have to assume it was Medic's idea, haha.

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #medic #heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #z art #they later had crazy scientist/creation sex #i love heavy playing d&d with the others #how did they talk him into that #how did he roll up his character sheet

[pxper-cranes]

please go watch strange world please please please I am NOT asking

#strange world #turning red #disney #disney movies #disney animation #fr tho these films were so good disney's animated films have been poppin off #also shoutout to the gays #i just want to talk with the advertising team for strange world #*cracks knuckles*

[tubborucho]

Listen, guys. 

I do not think Blue Team will break over this. I actually think even in character Bad, Pierre and Tubbo understand each other enough to not cut each other off over this. 

Tubbo is not joining Red over his leadership position either, because there was never such a solid hierarchy on Blue. Yes, Tubbo is a leader and a lot of times he has a final saying. Yes, Bad and Tina are basically co-leaders. It’s still not a carved in stone thing for them, they’re more equal than anything. 

Let’s also NOT hate on Bad and Pierre and other blues for what happened. Yes Pierre went against Tubbo’s plan, AND HE HAD VALID REASONS TO. BOTH in character and meta (as we know now). Bad STICK WITH IT THROUGHOUT ON HIS PART UNTIL THE END WHERE MISCOMMUNICATION DID HAPPEN. Tubbo did so so good and tried his best to save everyone and it’s so noble of him, BUT HE STILL LIED TO BAD ABOUT WHAT HE IS DOING WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY A TRUST-FORMING THING TO DO. They all had their reasons. They are all valid in their actions. You can dislike those actions, but do not hang Bad and Pierre on the cross as sinners and hail Tubbo as a saint. None of this is a complete truth.

This also doesn’t mean that statements and headcanons about Blue being Found Family are invalid. They are very valid. Not every family is perfect and in 10000% agreement all the time. There’s respect, and there’s care for each other. So they will prevail. I also agree with Tubbo that when they get Tina on and maybe other teammates, this will be resolved.

But as a funky note: today is what i expected to have every day when Pierre, Bad and Tubbo were announced to be on the same team🤣

#i am sorry i see TOO many posts about ‘blue team doesn’t deserve tubbo’ #and as much as i personally think nobody deserves tubbo because i AM a tubbo main #this is just not true #please stop talking how he just should move to red #liss writes posts #qsmp #team soulfire #q!tubbo #q!badboyhalo #q!pierre

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

#batfamily member: get your dog bitch #bear barely holding tim back smiling: he don't bite #them looking at tim growling and snarling and trying to bite them: YES HE FUCKIN DO!!!! #i think the idea of tim being more affected by bear's trauma than bear is insanely funny #bear talking about his trauma: yeah i was in a school shooting and then i got sucked into a pain cult but hey! you live and learn right? #tim punching the ground crying screaming: hasn't he been through /enough/?! #one of the cult leaders gets out on parole and red robin shows up at their house to beat them up #tim's bear's attack dog. his pokemon if you will #bad social scenario? bear shouts 'i summon you tim drake!' and tim the sappy bastard that he is strikes a pose like theyre team rocket #that's a compleste lie btw. tim is the pokemon girlie. bear is the yugioh girlie. they get into arguments about this daily. #it does not help that dami and duke are on bear's side while jason and dick are on tim's #it becomes an all out war and bruce refuses to pick a side #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[teamredofficial]

When you become an international superthief, they tell you to be prepared for the spotlight.

What they don’t tell you is that people will start debates about your ass.

Stay creative, I guess?

#Team Red Talks #La Femme Rogue! #Carmen Sandiego #Carmen Sandiego 2019 #Carmen Sandiego Netflix

[atlas-the-bastard]

made a team red shirt and a tshirt version of matt's iconic sweater bc its summer here (australia) and I'm not burning up in a sweater on a 37 degree christmas day :D

#daredevil shirt is painted on #and team red one is an iron on #atlas talks #team red #marvel #mcu #daredevil #matt murdock #deadpool #wade wilson #spiderman #peter parker #diy

[petite-phthora]

Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰😘

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him  😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night  

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea  @uraniumwizard

#i had more planned for this chapter #but this already started to become too long #so the batfam reactions will hae to be in the next chap #sorry #anyway #dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #Danny in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place called crime alley #team phantom has questions #but then again weirder shit has happened #danny killing the joker and going on a date with red hood is barely in the top 10 of weird/fucked up shit he's done #he seems fine and happy so theyre not too worried #might be planning a shovel talk in a private chat tho #sam: alright ill get the creep stick #sam: jazz-- #jazz: already getting the ecto-skeleton ready as we speak #oh for those who are curious #jazz and danny's private chat nicknames are references to invis-o-bill and jazzie-pants the nicknames #question: would anyone mind me adding some plot? it'll still be mainly crack of course #but i got a thought of how i could add in a lil plot #tho i won't do it if people prefer it like this #so let me know what y'all think

[rickybaby]

I’m so glad Daniel was back within the Red Bull family when he broke his hand. This sport is a business yes, but sometimes a little understanding and compassion go a long way …

#we always talk about how toxic and hunger games-ish the Red bull junior program is #but somehow that other team escapes criticism just because they’re really good at marketing #the way they play around with the careers of drivers in Indycar …

[zeb-z]

also can I just say. the difference between the joy of fit and bagi having a full day with blue, getting acquainted with the base, reuniting with their loved ones, all relieved to have more materials and more of a team - and then the absolute misery of etoiles and roier, moving the few valuable possessions red has to a new base that got immediately discovered anyway, losing all their gear, getting it back, then burning it themselves before killing eachother, is just so fucking funny. the new blues had freshman orientation while the new reds had a trial by fire canon event

#fit and pac had their flirting and Tubbo rolling his eyes and bad getting a flower from forever and bagi being like omg this base is awesome #meanwhile etoiles and roier get the bolas experience - bbh somehow always there killing you losing your gear starting over killing yourself #baghera said it first thing - oh today is a bolas day. today is a eat the potato day. and they didn’t understand at first. now they do #blue had their own fair share of worries and set backs but let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment. even in their perspective #red was SUFFERING. real bolas moment #it’s so funny. welcome to the team! take your shoes off at the door make sure you leave if you’ve got a bounty #vs welcome to the team! take this gas mask and pick a god to pray to. misery loves company at least we’re together!group suicide in an hour #like blue viewers. they were not lying when they were talking about their gear. full enchants? mending??????? lmao #the best stuff they god was from bad’s corpse. Roier and etoiles came with what they had from green. now that’s all gone too #when bad went through their shit like ‘aw they moved already :(‘ no they didn’t. I promise you they didn’t. and all you missed were some #stashed away diamonds and baghera’s crazy amount of chainsaws #mcyt #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #z speaks

[rowrowronnie]

hiking time!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress two fanart #it all started with the heavy bucket hat and then spiraled from there #heavy comes super duper uber prepared for hikes and whatnot #him and medic go bird watching and medic gets pissed because there are No birds out #demo and soldier gossip the entire time but soldier doesn’t know how to gossip and just talks about america like it’s a person #‘yeah i heard scout stole a few a’ engy’s things as payback for hiding his bonk’ ‘i love america did you see how purple those mountains are #scout makes fun of sniper’s stamina and treats every hike they go on like it’s a race and every time he does that he collapses #although not pictured i’d like to imagine engineer putting on sunscreen and then pyro seeing and following #they put it over their suit and run around with sunscreen streaks looking for firewood #and spy is probably sitting in a log cabin reading a newspaper and chuckling because he snuck away and doesn’t have to deal with the ‘daily #team building activities’ #(he’s actually secretly a huge red sox fan and met scout’s mom at a sox game but he’s so incredibly embarrassed of liking baseball that he #hides it so when everyone’s away he tunes into a sox game and pulls out his sox merch and gets hype when the sox score a point) #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #fanart #art #doodle