Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.
Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Yandere Lady Deadpool pls
Y/N looks around at the empty void…
Y/N: what the-?!
Lady Deadpool springs up and hugs Y/N from behind…
Lady DP: hey baby! Welcome to the space in between the posts!
Y/N: what are you talking-?!
Lady DP: no one can ever take you away from me while you’re here. I got my baby all to myself!
Y/N: stuck with hot gorgeous assassin. Okay!
Lady Deadpool giggles and hugs Y/N even tighter…
Gwenpool: aww happily ever after!!
Spideypool: I hear wedding bells!
A/N: send help these two won’t leave me alone!!!
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Randy if he wasn't fucking around
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thinking of him (the american idiot) sometimes
cable & deadpool #32
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Rogue sits at the table enjoying breakfast…
Rogue: baby you spoil me.
Y/N gets down on one knee…
Y/N: I love ya my mint julep, will you marry me?
Rogue: yes! Yes!
She hugs Y/N tightly as Y/N slides the ring onto her finger…
Deadpool: oh so you two don’t just do the vertical tango then.
Rogue: intimacy takes on a variety of forms, Wade
Y/N: gettting coffee together, smiles, hugs, holding hands, making breakfast for one another
Deadpool: well congrats…can I be your best man?
For @wildcardjgambit
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