#incorrect marvel quotes
Steve: Now, if someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?
Thor: T-Posing to assert dominance.
Peter: Naruto run.
Bruce: Well, they’re probably in desperate need of the money, or deeply unhappy and unfulfilled in their life, so I think I’d give them as much as I can spare, and a big hug!
Natasha: Absolutely not! All of you are so wrong! What you’re supposed to do is-
Y/N: Thank God for the lovely meal you’re about to have, and then-
Steve: Absolutely not!!
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Wanda: I relate to Elsa because she also initially lacked control of her magic and accidentally hurt people.
Agatha: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Y/N's phone: Your cloud storage is full, please erase files to make more room.
Y/N, with 13,985 pictures of Natasha and Wanda: No, I need these!
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Natasha: *Finally fed up* I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS COMPOUND!
Y/N and Yelena: 🥲
Natasha: Except for you of course.
Natasha: Not you, I was talking about Y/N.
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Yes, Sam, this is the man you're dating 💁
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Mr. Harrington: Peter, the assignment was to bring in something important to you.
Peter: Yeah, and I did that
Peter: *pushes Tony towards Mr. Harrington*
Mr. Harrington: I meant an object.
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Maria: Alright Nick, what's this meeting all about? I have a full workload today.
Fury: I didn't call it. I thought you did.
Maria: What? I did no such thing.
Natasha: So if neither of you called it, then who did?
*music starts playing*
Clint: *confetti entrance*
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Loki: You seem familiar… have I threatened you before?
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Natasha: I went home from your place to shower, and I’m so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs.
Y/N: But we went to bed so early. Property Brothers was over at ten.
Y/N, raising their voice: I mean sex! She’s tired from all the doing it!!
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Y/n, admiring a sleeping Natasha: You're so cute.
Natasha, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Y/n, lovingly: I know <3
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Wanda: I need some space.
Vision: Are you breaking up with me?
Wanda: No, I'm falling off the bed. Move over.
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Loki: What do I have to do to gain access to the new library?
Mobius: At first, you'll need to go down-
Loki: *Pulls Mobius in by his belt wordlessly and kneels in front of him*
Mobius, looking up and resting his head against the wall: -stairs...
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Natasha: You are really a terrible little person.
Y/n: So what? You never pretended to be possessed by a person’s dead husband for some laughs.
Y/n: Okay…yeah I hear it.
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darcy: your father has a lot to answer for
thor: i know, i have a list
thor: loki has a file
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How do you guys drink your coffee?
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Y/N: I know all about pity sex.
Y/N: I remember the first time me and Natasha had sex.
Y/N: I pitied all the people who were never going to get any of that.
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