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[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Steve: Wait, so you were both at Hydra?

Y/n: Yep

Steve: But Bucky got brainwashed and you didn't? Why?

Bucky: I'd assume it's hard to brainwash something that doesn't have a brain

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: baby we need to talk about your obsession with Dino nuggets

Wanda: what’s wrong with it?

Y/N: well…

Wanda: would you feel better if I shared mine with you?

Y/N: yes

Wanda pats the cushion next to her…

Y/N joins her and Wanda nuzzles them as the two share a plate of Dino nuggets…

For @lifespectator

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[rxmqnova]

Y/N: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Natasha: Is that a picture of you?

Y/N: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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[crybabycunt]

(Yelena has shoved her against a wall)

Kate: Smash.

Yelena: I... I am about to kill you.

Kate: ... smash.

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[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: I know you're like a father to Peter-

Tony: Did he say that? Did you get it on tape?

Natasha: No, I-

Tony: No, he didn't say it or no you didn't get it on tape?

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[loislame84]

Natasha walking up to Yelena and Kate who are sitting on the couch playing video games. She grabs the air between them and begins stabbing it with a dagger.

Kate, not taking her eyes off of the game: what is she doing now?

Yelena, shrugging: something stupid I’m sure.

Kate: should we engage?

Yelena: can’t you see that we are busy? What are you doing?

Natasha, still fake stabbing: I’m trying to cut this sexual tension between the two of you so you can fuck and we can all get on with our lives.

Peter, from the other side of the couch: she’s not wrong.

Yelena, trying to hide her blush: I’ll kill them later.

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[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate: My hobbies include being right being gay and being a hater

Clint: Is being gay a hobby?

Kate: Huh. No, it more full time I guess

Yelena: You are also rarely right

Kate: Hey! We can't both be haters!

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[lives-in-midgard]

Bucky: I feel fine.

Y/N: Bucky! You just got stabbed!

Bucky: Don't worry, doll! I've been stabbed before.

Y/N: Bucky, you can't build up an immunity to being stabbed!!

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[main-bed]

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[auxilioooo]

Carol: I was a huge StarWars fan as a kid

Kamala: You look like you were a StarWars fan

Carol: The fuck is that supposed to mean?

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 799

Agatha: “If given the chance, do you think you would do it all over again?”

Wanda: “I ask myself that everyday…and I’m never quite sure - never quite satisfied with my answer at least.”

Agatha: “If you could think of your answer soon, that’d be great because I think the portal is about to shut.”

Wanda: “What portal?”

Agatha: “Across the space-time continuum obviously! It’s semi-multiversal…I think.”

Wanda: “What?! Why would you ever- wait. Where’s Y/N?!”

Agatha: “Remember when they said they liked dinosaurs? Hopefully they’re meeting some now.”

Wanda: “AGATHA HARKNESS WHAT DID YOU DO”

*meanwhile*

Y/N: *wandering through a forest with a herd parasaurolophus* “So, you guys come here much?”

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[nam-ski]

Fury: Actually, I lost my eye because a cat scratched it.

Clint: Why are you telling me that?

Fury: Because no one is gonna believe you.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Hey!

What about, Wanda has the twins, few years later she started dating yn and when they were together like for 1 year or 2, one of the twins or both of them said to him "dad" or "i love you, dad" and Wanda and Yn got emotional because of it.

Y/N hands Tommy a new pair of running shoes…

The little 4 year old giggles and hugs Y/N…

Tommy: thank you dad. I love you!

Billy: no I love him more!

Wanda: (giggles) sorry boys I got you both beat

Wanda hugs her boys and then Y/N…

The boys run off…

Y/N: did you hear that?!

Wanda: (giggles) I heard

Y/N: I’m Dad! I’m a daddy!!!

Wanda: and yet all the times I called you that last night, doesn’t count?

Y/N: it does. For a different reason. But I’m a Dad!!!

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[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Are you listening to me?

Y/N: *nods*

Natasha: What did I just say?

Y/N: *nods*

Natasha: ...

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[crybabycunt]

Natasha: Okay, one more time. You said you asked the Team if they wanted pizza. Yelena: Yes. Natasha: And they said no? Yelena: Also, yes. Natasha: And then Clint came down and took a slice of it, to which you- Yelena: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner. Natasha: But when Kate asked for some- Yelena: (throws her hands in the air) Yelena: What did you expect me to do, let her fucking STARVE?!

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[m00nagedreamin]

tony stark would totally buy peter one of those hats that says “please be patient i’m nine years old” and peter would wear it in public with him out of spite

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