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#incorrect marvel quotes

bucky: i heard you a y/n had a fight..

loki: shut up mortal, i dare not talk about with you

bucky walking over to y/n across the room: you wanna hang o-

loki appearing next to him and holding a knife to his throat: bibbidi bobbidi back tf up

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loki during the summer time: it is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room im in

loki: *looks up and sees y/n getting out of the pool in a skimpy swim suit*

loki: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER???

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Carol: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Rhodey: I don’t know. How are yo-

Steve, from the other side of the room: Tony’s doing great.

Tony: god, I love you Steve.

Carol:

Rhodey:

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*game night at the avengers hc*

loki: I HATE YOU

thor: OH?? WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY 

steve: thor, give loki your 200 dollars you landed on his property

thor: NO! HE’S IN JAIL

thor: I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

loki: that’s not how you..PLAAAAAAYYY!!

tony walking in: steve, why are thor and loki screaming?

loki: stfu tony you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad >:(

thor: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

loki: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS??

y/n: *recording the whole thing* this’ll for sure make me tiktok famous 😌✨✨

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*Talking about Beauty and the Beast*

Tony: How did Belle not notice people were talking about her? She was literally standing right there.

Clint: Maybe she was hyperfocused on the book. When I hyperfocus on something, I barely hear a word you guys say.

Steve: Or she could be wearing earplugs.

Bruce: I bet she’s just ignoring everyone.

Natasha: What if she does hear them and is fighting the urge to smash their skulls in with that book?

Tony: The casual tone you said that in is incredibly unsettling.

Natasha: Sorry. *excitedly* Maybe she’s fighting the urge to smash their skulls in!

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Tony
I dress like an adult.
Pepper
You wore light up sneakers to a Radiohead concert.
Tony
Yes, and did we ever get separated?
Pepper
Not for lack of trying.
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Rogue: You know, Logan, a lot of the tension between you and Scott could be solved if you just took him out.

Logan: You mean like a date or murder?

Rogue:

Logan: Because I’m prepared to do both.

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Loki: You consider me your partner?

Tony: Yes. What else would I consider you?

Loki: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to piss off your friends?

Loki: A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

Tony: Honey, we need to work on your self-esteem.

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reason number #4392871 why stephen is the worst sorcerer supreme ever (according to wong)

wong: mordo’s killing sorcerers again, he needs to be punished.

stephen: you don’t have all the facts!

wong: which are…?

stephen: that i love him and he can do nothing wrong. ❤️

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Clint: You need some positivity! I believe in you!

Natasha: …and?

Clint: I believe in you and your inevitable failures!

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<div> —  Dottie, <i>Wandavision</i> (2021) </div><span>Heaven must be missing an angel, because here I am.</span>
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Therapist: What do we say when someone mistreats us?

Peter: You’re toxic.

Therapist: Good.

Peter: -I’m slipping under.

Therapist: NO.

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Y/N: ‘Z’ is just a sideways ‘N’.

Natasha: Get out of my apartment.

Y/N: Zo.

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Ned: how long are we going to let him do this?

MJ: just give him a minute

Peter: [pushing a door that’s clearly labelled pull]

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Tony: I’m so sorry to interrupt your dinner.

Y/N: How did you get in here?

Tony: I’m not here to discuss your lack of home security, I’m here to apologise.

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Tony: Stephen will never agree to this plan.

Loki: Yes he will.

Tony: He already refused three times.

Loki: Okay, watch a master at work.

Loki, turning to Stephen with puppy dog eyes: Can we—

Stephen: Yes.

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Loki: I haven’t spoken to that person in over 10 years. What they did was unforgivable.

Tony: You don’t even remember, do you?

Loki: They know what they did.

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