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fandomnerd9602 · 1 day
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Natasha smiles, tears already forming in her eyes…
Y/N: what’s wrong?
Natasha holds up a positive pregnancy test…
Natasha: we did it, moya luybov
Natasha hugs Y/N tight, crying…
Wanda: what is it?
Natasha just holds out the test…
Wanda: ohmygosh!!! (laughs)
Wanda hugs the two tightly, still balancing the infant Billy and Tommy in her arms…
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rxmqnova · 9 hours
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Y/N: Natasha, my old arch enemy.
Wanda: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Wanda.
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crybabycunt · 3 days
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Kate, addressing the team: Okay, so one of you is wearing my girlfriend's body spray and I just want to ask you to change it or it's going to get real weird around here.
Peter: Like... sexy weird?
Clint: No, she means she's going to start crying. She hasn't seen Yelena in weeks.
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Yelena: Did you go to therapy like you said you would?
Kate: I did!
Yelena, hugging her: Well done, my love. How did it go?
Kate: I cracked a joke and the therapist just started writing faster, what the hell was that?
Yelena:
Yelena: That means you are winning therapy
Kate, punching the air: Hell yeah
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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*
Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*
Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3
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cissa-calls · 2 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 743
Wanda: “Is everyone ready for any potential combat?”
Agatha: “Tomes, check. Dead mother’s cameo? Check. Granola? Check.”
Y/N: “Wait - wait! What abominations are you two wearing on your feet?”
Wanda: “Heeled boots?”
Agatha: “We’ve quite literally never worn anything else.”
Y/N: “You’re going to twist an ankle! Or, or, break a toe!” *rummages through the closet*
Y/N, throwing shoes to Wanda: “You get my frozen themed chucks”
Y/N, chucking them at Agatha: “And you get my Pokemon crocs”
Wanda: “Not to complain, the sentiment is so sweet!…but these don’t really fit our menacing look-“
Agatha: “Let me just rip the bandaid off. Your nerdy little shoes? Sucking up our villainous bandwidth”
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romanoffshouse · 2 days
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Gamora: You hit me with a rock!
Nebula: You threw a chair at me!
Gamora: I said I was sorry!
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steveybucky · 2 days
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Bucky: oh my god this alien thing just caught my fist like it was no big deal that should not be possible OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE HE’S 15????
Meanwhile Steve: *drops a multi ton jet bridge on a teenager* he’ll walk it off
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loislame84 · 8 hours
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Kate: I’d say I finally have a pretty good handle on my life.
Yelena: Kate Bishop… you cried three times already today.
Kate: well it used to be four.
Yelena: the last time was because the toaster made your bread “too” toasty.
Kate: 🥺😢
Yelena: do you want me to throw the toaster away? *kate shakes her head no* do you want me to make you some “less toasted” toast? *kate shakes her head yes* fine.
Kate: see I do have a good handle on my life.
Yelena: yes, you are very put together, little hawk.
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ryuulu · 15 hours
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Clint: So, how's the mission with Tony going?
Natasha: You mean my babysitting work?
Clint: Yes, that one.
Natasha: Well, I learned one thing... Pepper is the one wearing the pants around here.
Clint: Damn it, now I owe both Coulson and Hill money.
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 day
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Natasha giggles…
Natasha: stop that! That tickles!
Y/N runs the pink baby booties across Natasha’s belly…
Y/N: these boots are made for walking-
Natasha: you fruit!
Wanda: what’s going on? Ohmygosh! Are we doing the little bootie walks across her pregnant belly?! I use to love that! I want in!
Y/N hands her a spare set, Wanda gladly joins in…
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rxmqnova · 2 days
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Yelena: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Y/N: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Yelena: Aww, it's a love note for Natasha?
Y/N: No-
Yelena: *opens it*
Yelena:
Y/N:
Yelena: I can't read this.
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crybabycunt · 1 day
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Clint: (over the comms) Alright, I have the prototype. Get me out of here, quick. Which direction do I go? Kate: (over the comms) Oh shit! Clint: (stops in his tracks) What? What is it? Did I set something off? Kate: Yelena text me back. Clint: What? Kate: Oh! She’s calling! Hold on! Clint: Are you serious? KATE!
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Kate: AHH! Clint: What? What?! Kate: She asked me out! Clint: Seriously? Kate. HELP. NOW. Kate: Oh. Oh yeah.
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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days
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Clint: So, how do you guys even work? Like, as a couple?
Kate: We're two trippy peas in a far out pod, man
Nat & Yelena:
Nat: And you chose this one because..?
Yelena: I need her so bad. Right now.
Nat: Wait, what?
Yelena, taking off her jacket: Leave.
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Hank: Okay, so, just to be clear, you overheard a bunch of Girl Scouts talking about who their favorite superheroes were.
Scott: Uh-huh.
Hank: And one of them said Antman was the coolest.
Scott: Yeah!
Hank: So you bought their entire stock of cookies?
Scott, inside a fort made from boxes of girl scout cookies: We have to encourage the youth!
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