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incorrecthick · 4 minutes ago
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Sam: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Harley: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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nervousbidisaster · 8 minutes ago
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Sam: Are you talking to yourself?
Zemo: Yes.
Zemo: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house.
Bucky: Oh my god—
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my-love-of-books · 26 minutes ago
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"What-"
Peter: *singing* tale as old as time
Shuri: *singing* memes as old as vine
Tony: What-
T'Challa: Don't. Questions only encourage them
Peter & Shuri: *singing together* beauty and the yeet
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incorrecthick · an hour ago
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Felix: Miles-
Miles: *sighs* Gwen used to call me Miles...
Felix:
Felix: Because it's your fucking name, dude...
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scarletamerica-standa · an hour ago
I don't get why the person slammed you for shipping scarletAmerica because if you take off the 75 years Steve was in the ice he and Wanda would be nearly the same age. (Steve would have been 27 in Civil War as he was 25 when He came out of the ice)
I have no idea either. I however wasn't the only one who was berated by this specific user, but I think they were either reported and banned, or they deleted their account. They tore into quite a few users for simply not shipping Sp*derwitch
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aquamarinescarlet · an hour ago
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[Wanda and Y/N looking for a new place]
Y/N: How much do you have saved?
Wanda: Let’s just say I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
Y/N: That’s grea-
Wanda: If I die next thursday.
Y/N:
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mischiefsemimanaged · an hour ago
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Tony: I drink from the keg of glory bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land!
y/n: It's gonna be an unbearable day
Tony: (Louder) I drink from the keg of glory bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land
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incorrect-fatws · 2 hours ago
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Sam: Please? For me?
Bucky: Don't do that.
Sam: What?
Bucky: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want.
Bucky: Well, not this time.
Sam:
Sam: Please? For me?
Bucky: Okay.
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Darcy: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
Woo: What the hell!?
Darcy: Oh sorry, my bad.
Darcy: [whispering] Wanna help me commit a felony?
Woo: [whispering] Of course, what do you need?
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xmen-blue · 2 hours ago
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logan: i hate you
scott: a statement which would be more convincing if you let go of me
logan: no. you’re too big of a risk to society
scott: that’s what you’re going for? really?
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fandomincorrectquotess · 2 hours ago
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Steve: Remember, murder is never the answer.
Bucky: Of course not!
Bucky: Murder is the question.
Natasha: And the answer is yes.
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incorrecthick · 2 hours ago
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Sam: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Felix: What's the taser challenge?
Izzy: We tase eachother, then drink.
Felix: How do you win?
Izzy: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
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Natasha, after Y/N was knocked out: Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding?
Y/N: Six. Help me up.
Natasha, looks to Clint: They're seeing fucking six!
Clint: How are you seeing six?
Y/N: Help me up.
Natasha: I am not helping you up. You're seeing six!
Y/N: And?
Natasha: I only held up one finger!
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