bucky: i heard you a y/n had a fight..
loki: shut up mortal, i dare not talk about with you
bucky walking over to y/n across the room: you wanna hang o-
loki appearing next to him and holding a knife to his throat: bibbidi bobbidi back tf up
loki during the summer time: it is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room im in
loki: *looks up and sees y/n getting out of the pool in a skimpy swim suit*
loki: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER???
Carol: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Rhodey: I don’t know. How are yo-
Steve, from the other side of the room: Tony’s doing great.
Tony: god, I love you Steve.
*game night at the avengers hc*
loki: I HATE YOU
thor: OH?? WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY
steve: thor, give loki your 200 dollars you landed on his property
thor: NO! HE’S IN JAIL
thor: I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL
loki: that’s not how you..PLAAAAAAYYY!!
tony walking in: steve, why are thor and loki screaming?
loki: stfu tony you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad >:(
thor: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
loki: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS??
y/n: *recording the whole thing* this’ll for sure make me tiktok famous 😌✨✨
*Talking about Beauty and the Beast*
Tony: How did Belle not notice people were talking about her? She was literally standing right there.
Clint: Maybe she was hyperfocused on the book. When I hyperfocus on something, I barely hear a word you guys say.
Steve: Or she could be wearing earplugs.
Bruce: I bet she’s just ignoring everyone.
Natasha: What if she does hear them and is fighting the urge to smash their skulls in with that book?
Tony: The casual tone you said that in is incredibly unsettling.
Natasha: Sorry. *excitedly* Maybe she’s fighting the urge to smash their skulls in!
Rogue: You know, Logan, a lot of the tension between you and Scott could be solved if you just took him out.
Logan: You mean like a date or murder?
Logan: Because I’m prepared to do both.
Loki: You consider me your partner?
Tony: Yes. What else would I consider you?
Loki: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to piss off your friends?
Loki: A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Tony: Honey, we need to work on your self-esteem.
wong: mordo’s killing sorcerers again, he needs to be punished.
stephen: you don’t have all the facts!
wong: which are…?
stephen: that i love him and he can do nothing wrong. ❤️
Ned: are you good bro?
Peter: no, why would you think that?
Clint: You need some positivity! I believe in you!
Clint: I believe in you and your inevitable failures!
Bucky: I thought we were friends.
Sam: That got boring.
Therapist: What do we say when someone mistreats us?
Peter: You’re toxic.
Peter: -I’m slipping under.
Y/N: ‘Z’ is just a sideways ‘N’.
Natasha: Get out of my apartment.
Ned: how long are we going to let him do this?
MJ: just give him a minute
Peter: [pushing a door that’s clearly labelled pull]
Tony: I’m so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
Y/N: How did you get in here?
Tony: I’m not here to discuss your lack of home security, I’m here to apologise.
Tony: Stephen will never agree to this plan.
Loki: Yes he will.
Tony: He already refused three times.
Loki: Okay, watch a master at work.
Loki, turning to Stephen with puppy dog eyes: Can we—
Natasha, about The Avengers expanding: The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Loki: I haven’t spoken to that person in over 10 years. What they did was unforgivable.
Tony: You don’t even remember, do you?
Loki: They know what they did.