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crybabycunt · 3 days

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Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.

Yelena:

Yelena: An object, Kate!

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chaxan08 · 2 days

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Kate: Yel, I need your help! Yelena: Are we gonna commit a crime? Kate: No, something better! Yelena: Nothing’s better than a crime.

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floilee · 6 months

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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 6 months

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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*

Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Kate:...

Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.

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loislame84 · 16 days

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Yelena: did you eat without me?

Kate, shoving the remainder of her food in her mouth: no?

Yelena: what did you have?

Kate: salad…

Yelena: a salad? Kate Bishop, you can not pull the wool through my eyes.

Kate, pulling out a brown paper bag: fine I stopped by our hot dog cart but I brought you some.

Yelena, making grabby hands: you are totally forgiven for lying.

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bishopsmacaroni · 3 months

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Yelena: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm not tough! *aggressively tries to open a Caprisun* Kate: Kate: Would you like me to open it for you? Yelena: *voice crack* Yes please.

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shipperofdoomedships · 5 months

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Kate and Yelena are standing in the kitchen of the Avengers compound arguing.

Kate: Belova!

Yelena: Bishop!

Kate Belova!

Bucky is sitting at the kitchen table trying to enjoy his waffles but is also invested in the drama. Peter walks in during the last part of the yelling and gives Bucky a questioning look.

Bucky: They're arguing over who takes who's last name when they get married.

Kate and Yelena are in a stare down at this point both silently arguing with their eyes.

Peter: Why don't you just hyphenate?

Peter narrowly dodges a knife that whizzes past his head and embeds into the wall.

Peter:...ok no hyphenating...rock paper scissors?

Kate and Yelena look at Peter then back to each other.

Yelena: For once Parker one of your ideas isn't completely idiotic.

Peter: Thanks! I mean hey! Rude...

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me-uglypretty · 7 months

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Kate: This is going to be hard for you to know and even harder for me to tell you…but you are in love with me.

Yelena: What are you even talking about, Kate Bishop?

Yelena:

Yelena: Oh my god, you are right!?

Natasha: What the hell kind of confession am I witnessing right now?

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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year

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Yelena: I can't believe I got a paper cut! It's so annoying!

Kate: You also broke your leg while killing four men at once. Doesn't a broken leg bother you?

Yelena: No, that's just normal. Paper cut is abnormal and it hurts.

Kate: And a broken leg does not??

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: (blood dripping down her face) Well, that went better than expected!

Yelena: WHAT?! There are at least 15 ways this could have gone better. Like, I'm counting them right now in my head, you idiot!

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chaxan08 · 2 days

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Peter, pointing at Yelena: You do see the red flags, right? Kate: Yeah, but I love a good project. Peter:

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floilee · 6 months

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Yelena: You're silly and superficial!

Kate holding the widow's face: If I'm so silly and superficial, why did you kiss me?

Yelena with attention on Kate's lips: Because I wanted to know if your kiss was silly and superficial too.

Kate: So?

Yelena: I need to try it again to be sure.

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 5 months

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Kate: Truth or Dare?

Yelena: Truth.

Kate: How many hours have you slept this week?

Yelena:...

Yelena: Dare.

Kate: Go to bed.

Yelena: I don't like this game.

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loislame84 · 1 month

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Kate: I’d say I finally have a pretty good handle on my life.

Yelena: Kate Bishop… you cried three times already today.

Kate: well it used to be four.

Yelena: the last time was because the toaster made your bread “too” toasty.

Kate: 🥺😢

Yelena: do you want me to throw the toaster away? *kate shakes her head no* do you want me to make you some “less toasted” toast? *kate shakes her head yes* fine.

Kate: see I do have a good handle on my life.

Yelena: yes, you are very put together, little hawk.

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bishopsmacaroni · 7 months

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Clint: How did you two get in an accident?

Yelena: She was driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled "Kate, deer!"

Clint: And?

Yelena: Tell him what you said, Kate.

Kate: I said "yeah, babe?"

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