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incorectquoteswlw · 24 days

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Yelena: I guess this is goodbye

Kate: What? Why is it goodbye?

Yelena: We must part ways, my love

Nat: I just asked you to help me carry dinner in

Yelena: The cruel twists of fate have pulled us apart

Kate, tears in her eyes: I can't live without you

Yelena: Be strong, we can be strong

Nat: Forget it, Clint come help me

Clint: Gladly, holy shit

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floilee · 5 months

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Kate: I couldn't sleep last night.

Yelena: Yes, it was very difficult.

Natasha: Does this have to do with these marks on the neck?

Kate:

Yelena:

Kate: Well...

Natasha: It was a rhetoric question, Kate. Rhetoric.

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 5 months

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Kate: I told Yelena their ears turn red when they lie.

Clint: Why'd you do that?

Kate: Just watch.

Kate: Yelena, babe, do you love me?

Yelena, covering her ears: NO!

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loislame84 · 9 months

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Kate: I’m asking for permission to date your sister.

Natasha: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.

Yelena: do not let Kate Bishop handle a gun.

Natasha: fists only, noted.

Kate: I didn’t agree to this.

Yelena, leaning in to whisper: do not let me down, little hawk.

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mamaspidershit · 6 months

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Clint, bursting into the room: It’s missing! Natasha, facing the other way: What’s missing? Clint: The thing! Natasha, turning to face him with baby Peter in her arms: What thing? Clint: Oh there it is. Natasha: You meant our child?

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auroraromaximoff · 5 months

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Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.

Nat: *Winks*

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sqwirrl · 1 year

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Kate: *looks at Yelena*

Yelena: No, Kate Bishop, we are not getting pizza for dinner again

Kate: pretty pleaaaaaseeee??

Yelena: stop doing that, that thing with your eyes, you look pathetic

Kate: *pouts*

Yelena:

Yelena: this is the last time I fall for your tricks

Kate: you keep telling yourself that

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1luna1lovegood1 · 9 months

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steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?

shuri & peter: aye aye captain!

clint: i cant hear you

shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this

clint: but i really cant hear you

clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids

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freakyquill · 2 years

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*Kate and Yelena at the Barton's farm for Christmas*

*Clint walks by the game room late one night and freezes*

Kate: Oh my God, Yelena! YES! Go faster!!

Yelena: I'm trying my best Kate Bishop! Now shush and let me work!

Clint, turning off his hearing aid: It's just a nightmare. Keep walking.

*The next day over breakfast*

Kate: I still can't believe what you did last night! Your fingers are like machines!

Yelena, smirking: It just takes a little practice, Kate Bishop.

Clint, coughing: Uhm, girls... About that... Maybe you should keep it down yeah? You know with the kids..

Kate, frowning: What do you mean Clint? Lila showed us all the tricks yesterday!

Clint, chocking on his coffee: WHAT?!

Kate: Yeah, Guitar Hero! Lila's a pro!

Clint: You were playing a GAME?!

Yelena, laughing: You thought we were having sex?!?! Oh, Barton, you're so funny! Believe me, you'd have heard Kate even with your aid off if we were.

Kate: YELENA!

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ravensinthedaylight · 1 year

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Clint: You're such a pussy.

Natasha: I am what I eat.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint: Yelena, what would you rather be, a lion or a panda?

Yelena: Clint Barton, I am me. Why would I want to be anything else?

Clint: I don’t think you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.

Later:

Kate: She’s a lion.

Clint: Definitely a lion.

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floilee · 5 months

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Yelena pointing the weapon at hawk: So... are we flirting now?

Kate pointing the arrow at widow: That's usually what I always think about when we're together.

Yelena: But now I'm threatening your life.

Kate: You threaten my life every day, because you own my heart.

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Yelena: I hate you sometimes.

Kate: Well according to this picture Y/n drew of us holding hands that's not true.

Yelena: Kate, you drew that.

Kate: It doesn't matter.

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rainysofsunshineao3 · 6 months

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Kate: You could just, not kill Clint, you know? Violence isn't always the answer.

Yelena: ...You're right.

Kate: Oh God, thank goodness. So how about those drinks-

Yelena: Violence is the question.

Kate: -you promised. Wait, what?

Yelena, bolting: AND THE ANSWER IS YES!!!

Kate, Running After Her: NO!

Wait, you're telling me this didn't happen?

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loislame84 · 7 months

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Kate: if I went missing… you’d look for me right?

Yelena:…

Kate, becoming increasingly more desperate: you’d look for me? Wouldn’t you?

Yelena:…

Kate: now isn’t the time to stare at me with a Russian accent.

Yelena: I wouldn’t have to look for you. I have you microchipped.

Kate: oh okay… wait. What?!

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mamaspidershit · 9 months

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Kate: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Clint, Natasha, & Peter: Okay.

Kate: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Clint: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Natasha: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Peter: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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