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#incorrect bishova quotes
incorectquoteswlw · 2 days
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Yelena: Do you like my top?
Maria: Yeah, she seems nice
Yelena: What
Nat: What
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Kate: (:
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floilee · 3 days
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Yelena: Being a girl sucks.
Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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rainysofsunshineao3 · 6 months
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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*
Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?
Kate:...
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Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.
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rxmqnova · 8 months
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Kate: You know, Natasha gives Y/N flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Yelena: Okay.
*later*
Yelena: *gives Y/N flowers*
Y/N: ???
Yelena: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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crybabycunt · 5 months
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Kate: (under her breath) Future wife says, "what?"
Yelena: What?
Kate: (screeches)
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jobethdalloway · 1 year
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chaxan08 · 1 month
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caitlynskitten · 3 months
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Yelena: Are you mad at me?
Kate: I’m mad at you!
Yelena: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kate: Ten minutes!
Yelena: Oh come on!
Kate: Do you want to make it fifteen?!
Yelena: *pouts and crosses her arms*
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loislame84 · 4 months
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*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*
Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?
Kate, looking around: here?
Yelena:…
Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.
Yelena:…
Kate:…
Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?
Kate, nodding: you may.
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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days
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Yelena: I’ve invited you here to play the deadliest game.
Kate, nodding confidently: Knife Monopoly.
Yelena: What?
Yelena: I was going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
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floilee · 1 day
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(Kate shows up in her black suit)
Yelena: Stop!
Kate: Stop what? Am I turning you on, my love?
Yelena: You know u are.
Kate: Good! Cause you do the same everytime I see you.
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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rainysofsunshineao3 · 5 months
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Kate: Truth or Dare?
Yelena: Truth.
Kate: How many hours have you slept this week?
Yelena:...
Yelena: Dare.
Kate: Go to bed.
Yelena: I don't like this game.
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rxmqnova · 1 month
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Yelena: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Kate: But we lost Y/N.
Yelena: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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crybabycunt · 2 months
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Yelena, doing a PowerPoint presentation: You've heard about mommy issues and daddy issues, now, I present to you (shows a picture of Natasha) big sister issues.
Natasha: What?
Kate: Say no more. I'm convinced.
Clint: (nods)
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