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Big fan of when my esl coworkers start adding scottish vocab into their speech shoutout to my coworker who said in her heavy spanish accent "it is carry-on, axel!"
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teatual · 17 hours
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why are boxers so expensive? what are we doing to our butches? won't someone think of the butches
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teatual · 19 hours
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so that got homoerotic really quickly
caved and started dead boy detectives. i'm so obsessed with whatever charles and edwin have going on they're so painfully british uni mates
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teatual · 20 hours
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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teatual · 22 hours
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[ID: Animal Crossing fanart of Mitzi standing near her house, holding a watering can and glancing at the ground. There are some constellations and a balloon carrying a present in the sky. End ID]
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teatual · 22 hours
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caved and started dead boy detectives. i'm so obsessed with whatever charles and edwin have going on they're so painfully british uni mates
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teatual · 24 hours
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If you're holding back on being masc because you think you need to be a skinny white man to pass, give that the fuck up. Be big if you're big, be brown if you're brown, be assertive, take up space, be whatever the fuck kind of man/masc you are and stop waiting. Stop trying to diminish your power out of fear.
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teatual · 24 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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teatual · 1 day
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not proshipper not anti but a secret third thing (person who has a career in the media and, through covering legislative politics, has watched "associating with problematic fiction or entertainment is an indicator of moral degeneracy" rapidly become a mainstream GOP position that they are encoding in legislation to target the queer community under the guise of protecting children, thus coming to the conclusion that positioning the "can people enjoy things that would be immoral IRL in their fiction" debate as a proship v anti fandom debate is akin to pretending that "should we have the death penalty" is a discussion that only matters in Death Note discourse — the extent and manner to which fiction affects reality is an issue that is immediately relevant to today's US politics, and to summarize my opinions on the matter in fandom terms would be to diminish the ways this debate is affecting america Right The Fuck Now. and i have stopped taking "this person is bad for shipping the wrong anime thing and being horny about it" in any sort of good faith ever since I saw it literally used as part of a GOP smear campaign against a transgender state legislator in an attempt to defend the right from backlash after they used their supermajority in the Montana house to prevent her from speaking on the floor. Anyway I think everyone on this site, especially Americans, could benefit from ceasing to think in proship v anti vocabulary and instead developing coherent political positions on the nature of fiction that do not directly align with current fascist political tactics)
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teatual · 2 days
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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims
me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive
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Sometimes when ur a carer someone u care for will simply punch u. Which is guarunteed to be less painful than the amount of paperwork you have to do about it afterwards
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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Every time someone calls Falin not a full-fledged character, or just a plot device, or whatever, I honestly get so annoyed. If you can make up a whole personality and backstory for some random man in any other story, let me be obsessed with a woman the the entire narrative is literally centered around!! She is so interesting and I love her shut up shut up shut up
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Mob 🤝 Nanbaka: heavy handed number symbolism
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save me mp100
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a rest stop ⊹˙
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every charater trans
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