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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

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I savour the pain of those who protest female custodes 🥰🥰🥰 I'll feast on their suffering once they add female space marines 😻

#female custodes #warhammer

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Magnus: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Lorgar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Horus: A realist sees a freight train.

Konrad: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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the what

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I don't quite understand the take that chatgpt-generated uni essays and stuff kill studying because have you seen an average curriculum? it's at least 40% useless info you can't apply anywhere out there. for bachelors, I had to study law yet my profession has nothing to do with it. mind me, the law knowledge they have me also is useless for solving real-life issues like how to sue people for leaking your personal pics into oblivion.

#chatgpt

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office siren? what about office goblin

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I'm diagnosed, now officially wooohooo!

#autistic adult #autism

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like an Ultramarine among the Alphariuses

#warhammer #ultramarines #alpha legion

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I was thinking that nurglism is about accepting not only entropy, but also corporeality. stopping the fight against flesh withering and the pursuit of perfection. just existing in your swamp. sounds sexy.

#nurgle #warhammer

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I don't quite like tiktoks about "meeting his girl best friend", cause they imply you'll meet a jealous little bitch with unresolved mommy issues. as a girl best friend I'd say I come off more like a friendly gremlin in a t-shirt with dancing devils and will try my best to keep the main scene reserved for my buddy and his partner. isn't it what a friend should do? I've never seen girl best friends acting out. it seems like another mysoginistic urban legend.

#girl best friend #tiktok

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dumb ways to die to start a heresy

#false gods #warhammer #horus heresy