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a real life moment between my boyfriend and i

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just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

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i drink this every night

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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🦀 time for crab 🦀

#time for crab

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that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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A real rough one for Scurvy

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oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

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