reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.
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Asking a customer if they’re paying with cash or card only to be met with the message in a bottle stare
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so i got top surgery. super great. but it turns out im built like the worms from Men in Black. decidedly not so great.
Transmasc swag unlimited true form
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paranormal activity 1 is an 84 minute documentary about a woman trapped in a borderline emotionally abusive relationship
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your whimsical stimming and autistic swag have bewitched me...
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god i love how pitbulls are like
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the only diagnostic criteria for autism should be if you think Discord by The Living Tombstone is a banger or if you think it’s cringe
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the porn bots are back nature is healing
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you said this is normal weed, why am i becoming a beast under the moonlight
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men will literally fry rice.
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