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this is mt favourite thing rn

☆ so this is love? » a hueningkai x fem!reader smau.

☆ coworker!hueningkai x fem!reader ☆ smau, fluff, crack, slice of life, university!au ☆ mentions of knives/violence, kms/kys jokes, further warnings will be added to each chapter, i’m not funny, etcetc ☆ upon losing a bet to your best friends, you’re forced to apply to your crush’s workplace. will your life finally take a turn for the better after getting the job?

☆ oh right muah.

♪ kai pays for overpriced soup, piss mention, poop mention, no bitches mention

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˖ 🕷️ ˖˙ 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

thirty-one days of hell on earth, each one more depraved and twisted than the other. can you handle it?

from oct 1st to oct 31st / 9pm cst

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⚠︎ DARK CONTENT / MINORS DNI ⚠︎

fri 01.10 — drugging / matsuno chifuyu [ tr ]

sat 02.10 — gloryhole / ryomen sukuna [ jjk ]

sun 03.10 — forced breeding / miya osamu [ hq ]

mon 04.10 — teacher-student / levi ackerman [ snk ]

tue 05.10 — piercing-tattooing / mitsuya takashi [ tr ]

wed 06.10 — lingerie / geto suguru [ jjk ]

thu 07.10 — wet dreams / oikawa tooru [ hq ]

fri 08.10 — period sex / eren yeager [ snk ]

sat 09.10 — dollification / kokonoi hajime [ tr ]

sun 10.10 — dacryphilia / gojo satoru [ jjk ]

mon 11.10 — hybrids / kuroo tetsurō [ hq ]

tue 12.10 — mile high club / kageyama tobio [ hq ]

wed 13.10 — eating disorders / haitani ran [ tr ]

thu 14.10 — virginity loss / fushiguro toji [ jjk ]

fri 15.10 — sex tape / miya atsumu [ hq ]

sat 16.10 — lactation / baji keisuke [ tr ]

sun 17.10 — abo / kamo choso [ jjk ]

mon 18.10 — degradation / bokuto kōtarō [ hq ]

tue 19.10 — massage sex / ryūguji ken [ tr ]

wed 20.10 — age gap / zen’in naoya [ jjk ]

thu 21.10 — dumbification / iwaizumi hajime [ hq ]

fri 22.10 — threesome / baji keisuke & hanemiya kazutora [ tr ]

sat 23.10 — cum play / geto suguru & mahito [ jjk ]

sun 24.10 — praise / suna rintarō [ hq ]

mon 25.10 — exhibitionism / hanma shūji [ tr ]

tue 26.10 — voyeurism / matsuno chifuyu [ tr ]

wed 27.10 — stepcest / sano shinichirō [ tr ]

thu 28.10 — somnophilia / oikawa tooru [ hq ]

fri 29.10 — pet play / haitani ran [ tr ]

sat 30.10 — biting-marking / hanemiya kazutora [ tr ]

sun 31.10 — monster-fucking / eren yeager [ snk ]

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me

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KINKTOBER is here and with @enchantingchoso we are bringing you this wonderful masterlist filled with filth and sin ♡ remember, minors dni and dark content ahead. bold fics are nura fics

FRIENDS KINKTOBERS

♡ WEEK ONE

SIZE + DEGRADATION | taiju

BREEDING | ushijima

♡ WEEK TWO

CUM EATING | beelzebub

DACRYPHILIA | tsukishima

OBJECT INSERT | masamune

SPIT | hisoka

AUTOFELLATIO | baji

HUMILIATION | sukuna

MASTER | lucifer

♡ WEEK THREE

CUCKHOLDING | gojo satoru

GLORYHOLE | kazutora

SNOWBALLING | eren jaeger

DOUBLE PENETRATION | haitani brothers

SACRILEGE + NONCON | kita

AGE + EXHIBITIONISM | draken + foster dad

BEGGING + EDGING | chrollo

♡ WEEK FOUR

ABRASIONS | kakucho

PET PLAY | makima

FORCED MARKING | enji

ASPHYXIATION | aki hayakawa

STEPCEST + CORRUPTION | bakugo

INCEST | choso

HYBRID WEREWOLF | kirishima

♡ WEEK FIVE

PROSTITUTION | toji

PANTY STEALTH + FILMING | mammon

THIGH RIDING | erwin

SWEAT | aizawa

SEX SLAVE + WATERSPORTS | naoya

SEXTING | denki

DRY HUMPING | yuta

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thanks for the tag, love

@bokutos-baby

i found this picrew about what u keep in ur bag and thought it was super cute! so i wanted to do it hehe :)

link

this is actually extremely accurate for me so like

tagging: @strawbearisamu @xybi @bokutoism @certifiedhaikyuusimp & anyone else !

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Damon Reznor from Andromeda 6 is a poor little meow meow!

req’d by anon

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i finally got over writers block so ongo the atsumu fic fr

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help this perfectly described why ive been so inactive ☹️☹️☹️ plus burn out

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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hell yeah

okay guys

is tommy shelby a brat tammer? yes or no?

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Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

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"tsumu, you're so thirsty."

in which atsumu miya finds his favourite camgirl to be his new coworker.

ngl these outfits are so cute

you were mad to say the least. you had checked about three times that you had multiple alarms set for 6:30am, 6:45am and 7:00am latest. now you were rushing out the house after a quick shower, throwing whatever the fuck you found in the first drawer you opened and a cap. misa was right, they were going to do hair and makeup for the shoot anyways so maybe it wasn't that bad. you shrug off the weird feeling and quickly called an uber.

you knew kiyoko was going to rip your head off when she sees you.

bokuto and hinata gave you quick hugs as you entered. their hair and makeup was already done and they were just waiting for their outfits.

"hey yn!! i see you slept well!" bokuto joked causing you to playfully nudge him as nabs and hinata laughed along.

"very funny bo. wheres sakusa and atsumu?" you looked around for them. hinata and bokuto exchanged a look of.. well.. you couldn't pinpoint it but it was definitely shifty.

"they're just putting their outfits on. we'll go first so that you guys have time to get ready!" hinata explained before kiyoko quickly pushed you into a chair infront of a vanity.

the ladies that did your hair and makeup made you feel so welcome. they were so easy to get along with and it was a surprise when you found out the lady doing your hair was kageyama tobio's sister.

"huh small world hm?"

your eyes were closed in relaxing until you felt someone next to you. you assumed it was miwa, but the deeper voice had you startled.

"atsumu! don't scare me like that oh my god."

the golden haired boy just laughed, muttering apologies as tears welled up in his eyes.

"sorry, the opportunity was just too good ynnie."

"ynnie? nobody calls her that." misa scoffed as she walked past, grabbing was seemed to be your clothes from the rack. they seemed... rather short and tight..

but they were extremely beautiful.

"im not gonna lie, these are so cute." you tilted your head up to take another peek as misa took them to your dressing room, something about needing to press them quickly? you didn't question it and focused back on atsumu.

"what about me ynnie~?" he did a dramatic twirl as miwa muttered "fruity." under her breath causing you to burst out laughing.

"what! do i not look sexy as fuck?" he pouted, puppy dogs eyes staring into your soul.

you took a moment to fully take a look at atsumu's outfit. your eyes raked his form up and down. a crisp, bright white suit jacket hung from his shoulders, buttoned up over his skin. parts of his skin remained visible under the jacket as you tried your hardest not to stare. he sported matching white tailored trousers, with gucci shoes to match.

"checking me out?" he winks, causing your face to burn up.

"go on miya, you're needed for the shoot." miwa nods her head in the photographers direction and atsumu gives you a smile before jogging away.

"you guys just met yesterday and i can already feel the tension.." miwa points out, spraying your hair with some hairspray as she finishes.

"cmooon it's nothing like that." you groan as a final layer of setting spray covers your face.

"me and my girlfriend were exactly like you guys and we're still together five years along." she laughs, showing off the ring on her wedding finger.

you were about to gasp and admire the gold wrapped around her finger until misa came rushing out of your dressing room. your croptop and miniskirt were in tatters, hanging by threads as she stood there. kiyoko rushed over, pinching the bridge of her nose after examining the damage.

"im–im sorry! i dont know what happened! please forgive me!" misa yelled, looking over at you.

"it's okay! i have a backup outfit!" the photographer yelled before guiding yachi to the outfit. it was a black onepiece, looking like a swimsuit but with lace along the deep v neck. you looked over at misa, who's jaw was clenched as she moved out the way for you and yachi.

the outfit looked stunning on you. it matched the makeup and hair perfectly and the shoes you had one just tied everything together.

"yn!! you're gorgeous!!" yachi gushed taking a quick picture for herself and ushering you out.

it was time for yours and atsumu's photoshoot, as every girl was partnered up with one of the boys.

you were completely nervous to say the least. there was no sign of misa and atsumu was already ready where he was.

you guys had to pose on a staircase, which was difficult when you had the highest of heels on but atsumu was more than a gentleman to help. though, his eyes did linger on your legs as they trialed upwards but he managed to stop himself from completey checking you out.

the tension was extremely thick already. everyone could feel as you two posed, especially for the last photo of the day.

"okay there's one opportunity to take this so please, don't mess this up." the photographer begged.

atsumu was sat on a velvet sofa, his head tilted back and jacket now unbuttoned and opened. you were stood beside him, leaning over as you poured wine into his mouth. the red fluid dribbling down his chin and staining the crisp white. he held eye contact with you as you did, your cheeks burning up as he winked, causing your grip on the bottle to falter. you were lucky that it was almost empty and that the photographer yelled a "done!" before you would have dropped it.

you gave a sigh of relief as everyone started applauding and the photographer gave a quick speech. as soon as he had finished you retreated to your dressing room as soon as you could, hiding your burning face as you did.

you've never met someone who'd made you flustered as easily as he had.

@bokutos-baby @notactivelolol @matsunshine @its-the-aerieljeane @90s-belladonna @jojowantstocry @wild-strawberriess @haengbokpixie @lilith412426 @akirawhore @getosplaything @daydaydayz @riyaisdead @kac-chowsballs @tired-dramatic-lesbian @unstaaableaf

#atsumu social media au #atsumu x reader #atsumu x reader smau #atsumu smut #haikyuu x reader smut #haikyuu smau #hq smau

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hi cherry! correct me if i'm wrong but did you change your url?

i haven't!! i do have a side aot blog called @zekeluvr if uve seen that

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Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

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hi rb and in the tags tell me ur ethnicity + the age your parents allowed you to date and the age they let you drink

#Indian #never date LMFAOOO #not allowed to drink LOL

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I NEED A FIC PLEASE.

you say you ship fuyumi with yourself but grimm think about the power fuyumi and hawks would have together, cornering you, sandwiching you between them so you can't get away, both of them nibbling on your neck, telling you that they'll take good care of you as long as you just give in. <3

ANON HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME SUCH A DELICIOUS THOUGHT

seriously im gonna think about this all the time now this is all i want in life 😭

just thinking about being their friend, at first it feels awkward because you feel like you're third wheeling. you try to back away to give them space but for some odd reason they won't let you, reassuring you that you're not botherimg them, they love hanging out with you.

finally you just give in, not really thinking about how odd it is when they insist on bringing you on dates, even hanging out with them on what you believe should be their "alone time."

that's when you notice their advances on you, the reason they're constantly praising you and showering you with compliments, how clingy they are, insisting you should be in the middle, holding onto your hand, playfully kissing your cheek and hugs that are just a little too tight.

you actually confront fuyumi about it first, in her home. and as she begins to walk towards you, confessing that they do indeed have feelings for you, that they just didn't want to scare you and were waiting for the right time to tell you. and you nervously back away, just to run into keigo, strong arms wrapping around you. and you can hardly struggle as she's right their to stop any protests you might have, slamming her lips against your own while your head rests on his chest. <3