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I love baseball

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I absolutely love stories with unreliable and/or clearly biased narrators. I love when narrators say things that are then immediately contradicted by one or more of the characters in a way that shows that they are being dishonest. I love unreliable narrators that are purposely being dishonest and trying to twist the narrative into what they want you to believe. I love unreliable narrators that don't actually have any intention to be deceitful but their own bias, pride, shame, or whatever else keeps them from being able to see and explain things truly objectively. I love unreliable narrators who describe characters and events as wildly different than the reality, and it is then shown later on that they were purposely lying or were genuinely mistaken about them. I love unreliable narrators. I love narrators with a personality. I love narrators that, even if they aren't actually there, feel like just as much of a character themself as the actual characters in the story.

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This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

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anyone else feel like we're back in 2007

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Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️

Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 4000 notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊

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emails with “[AO3] Comment on _____” in the subject line give me a better dopamine rush than hard drugs ever will

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

#HOLY SHIT

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Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!

T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?

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ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it