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Dear Good Omens fandom friends,
can we please agree to keep our sand in our sandbox?
We have a great sandbox. It's big and full of people building castles and villages and roads and stuff. Some of that is big and complicated and detail-oriented, some of it is strange and weird and funny, some if it is off-the-rails in any and all senses of the word. All of it is lovely. Some of it tries to rebuild Neil Gaiman's sandcastle as faithful as possible, either to build onto it or to try and find out where the secret rooms might be hidden. Some of it looks a lot like his but has its own little turrets and courtyards and gardens added everywhere. Some of it looks completely different and doesn't try to hide it. Some of it isn't even meant to be taken seriously and just exists to make people laugh. But there is so much of it that everybody can find something for themselves; and if we don't we just find a free space and start shifting sand ourselves.
Neil Gaiman has his own sandbox. He has built something brilliant and beautiful in it, and he is currently busy building another storey onto it. He doesn't want anybody to see the new part before it is finished, and I know that sometimes the excitement of finally wanting to see it is hard to bear.
But that is why we have our sandbox. To make our own stuff until he reveals the rest of that sandcastle we all love so much. To pass the time, to have fun with it, to meet new people and find more brilliant little sandcastles. Never again will there be as much creativity, as much activity, as many people around in this sandbox than there is now, in the time before the last bit of his castle is revealed. I am sure most of us will be delighted and surprised at what he will have created. Some will be disappointed because they were expecting his sandcastle to look different, some will be disappointed because they saw a castle in our sandbox they liked much more, but most will be delighted because after all we came up with he will still have managed to surprise us.
Our sandbox. His sandbox.
The two are separated for a reason.
Because if you keep throwing sand into his box to get his attention, or keep trying to get a good look at what he is doing over there, or keep yelling at him to look over to ours and tell you which one looks like the one he is trying to make, or which one is the best, or how stupid one of the others looks (last one would also make you a dick), you are quite simply risking the new part of his sandcastle to collapse. Or for him to have to remake it in a way he didn't plan to, or simply dislikes, or that we will all dislike.
And just because he is glad we are enjoying ourselves and proud that his work inspired us to create all these things, doesn't mean he wants to see (all of) it. Some things he definitely wouldn't want to see; other things the creators definitely don't want him to see.
I'm proud of our sandbox. It's huge. It's brilliant. It's creative. It's collaborative. And it's ours.
Have fun in it. But keep it apart from his. Keep out of his. And keep him out of ours. Stop trying to drag him over. He has stuff to do. Important stuff. Stuff I, for one, am waiting very impatiently for.
And he will never show us the parts of the castle that aren't finished yet, no matter how often you ask. And just because he is making an effort to be funny about it doesn't mean we aren't annoying him when we keep asking.
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hkblack ¡ 14 days
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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!
Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week
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-forgets every word ever-
uh
opossum
Because that silent vowel start means that there is a joy in spelling out a word and saying "O, as in opossum."
no pressure tags! @mirjam-writes @ambrasue @cassieoh @anonymousdandelion @aethelflaedladyofmercia
Quick ! Think of a word you like ! 
Not necessarily your favorite word, it doesn’t even have to be a word you usually like ! Just a word that right now, at this moment, you look at and think “ooh what about this one”.
It can be a word you find funny, pretty, strange, scary, anything really ! You don’t need to tell me why you choose that word (though I’d love to know if you want to tell me), just give me a word ! 
(It’d be lovely if we made this into a chain but there’s no pressure <3)
uhhhhh sanguine? (literally the only word that popped up into my head rn but it’s prettyyy and sounds like summer to me in some inexplicable way 😌✨)
oh sure! Tagging @daydream-of-a-wallflower @silence-between-seconds @re-is-back-in-black @jaaklops @annotated-catastrophe @vintagetee13 @cherryswift13 @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @lost-in-reveriie @moonlightt444 @art-of-fools @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @addsalwayssick @miseryoforpheus @justafanbutcurious + anyone else who’d like to join in :)
(but no pressure ofc <3)
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hkblack ¡ 21 days
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So now that the Good Omens Silver Screen Bang has been announced and I don't have to operate in secrecy, I want to just throw out there to fans across the fandoms that I have created a pretty slick google form and spreadsheet system that is automating a significant amount of the work for us to reduce human error and to more easily see who claims what and make for a fast and fair matching process.
I very much believe in sharing this kind of stuff, and have created a pretty comprehensive guide on how to set up the spreadsheet for use, as well as a different guide on how to use it during the running of the event.
But it needs some testing, and I'm sure the instructions could use some cleaning up, before I go publishing everywhere for folks to use.
So if you are running a fandom bang event in any fandom and would like to test out this system and give suggestions, please, please, please DM me! I'll help you get it set up for the first time, and make myself available for questions while you're using it!
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hkblack ¡ 22 days
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Do It With Style Events Presents: The Silver Screen Bang!
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Have you ever watched a movie only for your brain to say: "But make it Good Omens"? Well now's your chance!
The Good Omens Silver Screen Bang brings writers and artists together to retell a movie through a Good Omens lens!
Which of your favorite characters are having Breakfast at Tiffany’s? How is Beelzebub handling zir new Neighbor Totoro? How did 007 react to meeting Crowley, Anthony Crowley?
AUs, fusions, Good Omens characters just dropping into the story--any way you want to tell it is welcome here!
Writers, this is your chance to introduce the fandom to your favorite movie. And artists, you get to show us that classic scene burnt into our brains, but with our favorite supernatural beings.
How it works: Writers will pick a movie of any genre and submit a proposal on how they will retell the story of that movie with their favorite Good Omens characters. Artists will then choose their favorite proposals and create two (2) pieces of art for it: a movie poster and a scene from the fic.
Detailed schedule coming soon, but you can read the full Bang Information Doc here! Signups open April 19 for all creators!
Excited already? Join our Discord Server here!
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hkblack ¡ 26 days
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I am pausing my booping to let you know I once worked at a very fancy summer camp that spent lots of money on student productions and the director of the middle school program one year went:
"Julius Caesar, but prep school"
That was the year that he had only one boy enrolled in his program. So it was Julius Caesar in Middle Grade Prep School, where they did have phones (some of the dialogue was shown via projectors as text messages), and the one boy played Octavius.
10/10 best production of Caesar I've ever seen. The second it became about school politics they understood the play instantly.
i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election
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hkblack ¡ 1 month
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Have some more tattooed Crowley lying in bed 🤍
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(h/t to @liquidlyrium for their help with this v important list)
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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FOUR HOURS!!! WOOOO!
FTH 2024
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She's feeling better and bidding is open, so let's make a proper post about it!
If you've read my stuff and gone "Gosh I wish she'd write..." well now's your chance to make it happen!
I am participating in Fandom Trumps Hate for the third year in a row! This year I'm offering one written fanwork, between 10 and 20k words, and up to an E rating.
The world is hurting, and I am tired and overwhelmed, so you can bid to any of the supported charities this year, and combine your donation to me with a donation you're making for another auction to help stretch those dollars further!
Last year I offered my first written work (my first year I only offered beta reading) and wound up writing my most favorite fic ever. Getting the prompt idea from @andromeda4004 for Ever-Fixed and being allowed to run with it to create two additional stories was an amazing experience!
I'm excited to get inspired by your idea and see where it takes me next! And you know, I have this really bad habit of offering to my second place bidders, so it's worth getting in on the race!
Want a G rated fluffy Human AU featuring farm animals? Perhaps a tender E rated smutty canon fic with lots of laughs? I can't wait to hear your ideas!
If you've got any questions about what I will and won't write, or if I think I can do your idea justice, don't hesitate to reach out here! :D
Bid on me using this link and don't forget to check out the other excellent offers from other incredible folks in the fandom while you're there! I'll see you all in those bidding spreadsheets!
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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Last day! Get your bids in! Let me write for you!
FTH 2024
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She's feeling better and bidding is open, so let's make a proper post about it!
If you've read my stuff and gone "Gosh I wish she'd write..." well now's your chance to make it happen!
I am participating in Fandom Trumps Hate for the third year in a row! This year I'm offering one written fanwork, between 10 and 20k words, and up to an E rating.
The world is hurting, and I am tired and overwhelmed, so you can bid to any of the supported charities this year, and combine your donation to me with a donation you're making for another auction to help stretch those dollars further!
Last year I offered my first written work (my first year I only offered beta reading) and wound up writing my most favorite fic ever. Getting the prompt idea from @andromeda4004 for Ever-Fixed and being allowed to run with it to create two additional stories was an amazing experience!
I'm excited to get inspired by your idea and see where it takes me next! And you know, I have this really bad habit of offering to my second place bidders, so it's worth getting in on the race!
Want a G rated fluffy Human AU featuring farm animals? Perhaps a tender E rated smutty canon fic with lots of laughs? I can't wait to hear your ideas!
If you've got any questions about what I will and won't write, or if I think I can do your idea justice, don't hesitate to reach out here! :D
Bid on me using this link and don't forget to check out the other excellent offers from other incredible folks in the fandom while you're there! I'll see you all in those bidding spreadsheets!
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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FTH 2024
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She's feeling better and bidding is open, so let's make a proper post about it!
If you've read my stuff and gone "Gosh I wish she'd write..." well now's your chance to make it happen!
I am participating in Fandom Trumps Hate for the third year in a row! This year I'm offering one written fanwork, between 10 and 20k words, and up to an E rating.
The world is hurting, and I am tired and overwhelmed, so you can bid to any of the supported charities this year, and combine your donation to me with a donation you're making for another auction to help stretch those dollars further!
Last year I offered my first written work (my first year I only offered beta reading) and wound up writing my most favorite fic ever. Getting the prompt idea from @andromeda4004 for Ever-Fixed and being allowed to run with it to create two additional stories was an amazing experience!
I'm excited to get inspired by your idea and see where it takes me next! And you know, I have this really bad habit of offering to my second place bidders, so it's worth getting in on the race!
Want a G rated fluffy Human AU featuring farm animals? Perhaps a tender E rated smutty canon fic with lots of laughs? I can't wait to hear your ideas!
If you've got any questions about what I will and won't write, or if I think I can do your idea justice, don't hesitate to reach out here! :D
Bid on me using this link and don't forget to check out the other excellent offers from other incredible folks in the fandom while you're there! I'll see you all in those bidding spreadsheets!
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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Ahhh look at all the cool people I am on a list with! eeeee! Bid on any of us for FTH to help a good cause and get neat fanwork!
Fandom Trumps Hate- Good Omens Offerings
this is a non-exhaustive list because there are so many Good Omens offerings. These are just Discord pals that were go "aaaaaaaaaaa what if nobody bids on me!?!?!?!"
well, then what if I give you the opposite problem and EVERYONE bids on you. AHAHAHAHAHA. Chaos for a good cause! my favorite!
Read the full offering for details. I've just given a super quick summary and additional fandoms they do if you're going "I hunger for CROSSOVER" plus said nice things about them. HAHAHAHA. YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT MY COMPLIMENTS NOW!
Get art or words as a gift for your favorite fandom for a charity donation! Fandom Trumps FAQ on how it all works. @fandomtrumpshate
Dorli-+ Legend of Zelda, Avatar The Last Airbender- illustration, banner, or book cover -- up to M rating - does trans/nb characters, f/f ships - absolutely the softest, squishiest looking character work. get the most huggable version of characters. (or squishy AND hot. ohohohoho)
SassishMoon- illustration up to E rating- does trans/nb characters, f/f ships -special note, I got art for Moon last year and it was fabulous. also have a collab coming out in a zine and it is HOT HOT HOT.
WarGoddess- + FullMetal Alchemist- Illustration up to E rating- interested in angst, unhappy endings, genderbending- lovely textures. beautiful skins tones and absolutely fabulous wings.
Sightkeeper- illustration up to E rating- option for comic page if bid goes high enough!- interested in trans & nonbinary characters- Delicious line work and delightful facial expressions. also: monsters
TheRavenMuse - 5-10K fic up to E rating- make it dark, make it weird! and by weird, has done Bentley/Bookshop smut. TIME FOR CRACK.
contritecactite- + Final Fantasy: VII, XII, XV, Ace Attorney 5-10K fic up to E OR 5K podfic of your work up to M rating- interested in trans & nonbinary character, F/F, polyships, and canon compliant/fill in the gap in canon type fics- go get you some RADIO omens. and Book Omens. writes very caring stuff... and sometimes caring is a good healing fuck.
accidentaldemon- under 5k up to E rating- interested in polyships, trans & nonbinary characters, and humans AUs- do you need some Crowley & Young Shadwell fic? AccidentalDemon has you covered.
TawnyOwl- 5-10K up to E rating- loves AUs where they meet and find they're perfect for each other in a new and special way.
SeedsofWinter +Our Flag Means Death + Venture Brothers- Fan Labor for up to E rating. (length depends on final bid value) Deep content editor. Goes way beyond the basic spelling and grammar check. This is a draft editor to help fill in missing scenes and fix pacing. Has run several zines as the editor! Interested in trans /nb characters, polyships, f/f, reader insert, unhappy endings, and RARE PAIRS.
Ngk_is_cool - under 5K up to T- TV or Book Omens! time for all those secondary character to shine! anything but a/c. especially interested in ace and queerplatonic relationships. do you want a fic with some footnotes like the book?
Shaninal- under 5K up to M rating- A/C in some canon complaint fluff and humor. OR beta read for 5-10K up to E rating for Good Omens, Percy Jackson, or Miraculous Lady Bug
EdosianOrchids- 3 options! 2 soft & fluffy up to 5K and one 5-10K hurt/comfort. TV or Book Omens. especially known for chronic pain, disability, and PTSD focused fics. Come and get some HEALING and comfort for the chronic issues. also does aspc fics.
HKBlack- 10-20K up to E rating. Interested in trans/nb characters. Love AUs with a happy ending. THERE WILL BE PUNS. SO MANY PUNS
This is only a partial sampling go see the whole Good Omens tag
and if you are have a gomens offering not listed here, feel free to add in reblogs! Let's give some charities some money!
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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Quick reminder:
Please DO NOT use language like commission, buy, or sell, either in your posts advertising your auctions/the auction at large, OR when you post your finished work!
Using this language can get your work removed from AO3, and in general it pushes the auction into a legal grey area we do not want to be in.
These fanworks are gifts to thank your bidder for donating to a worthy cause. They aren’t commissions, and nobody is buying or selling anything. This keeps the auction out of legal trouble – but just as importantly, it helps us preserve the integrity of the auction in the eyes of the fandom community. Neither we nor the creators ever see any of the money. If people don't realize that, they are sometimes hesitant to participate, and the language of commission makes it much, much easier for them to misunderstand.
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hkblack ¡ 2 months
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When you're too sick to properly hype yourself but @andromeda4004 knocks it out of the park for you. <3 <3 <3 T_T
Hey fam. I've got food poisoning so I'm gonna keep this short.
1 Auction for a Written Good Omens piece for Fandom Trumps Hate this year.
See my listing here and don't forget to browse the others.
https://fth2024offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/username:+hkblack
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Hey fam. I've got food poisoning so I'm gonna keep this short.
1 Auction for a Written Good Omens piece for Fandom Trumps Hate this year.
See my listing here and don't forget to browse the others.
https://fth2024offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/username:+hkblack
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I think the clarification needed with the walrus-fairy question is not whether or not someone thinks fairies exist, as there's plenty of precedent for us thinking something didn't exist and then finding out it does (like coelacanths and utahraptors). I think the relevant clarification is this: do you live near a walrus?
I cannot find how far inland Walruses may typically travel, but an Anchorage news site seems surprised to find one 4 miles inland, so let's call it 10 miles to be safe. For the purposes of this poll, "near" means "within 10 miles of a known or typical Walrus location, including zoos I know have a walrus."
Please assume also that if you are in a multi-segmented building like an apartment building, the door is the front door not an interior door, to standardize that with folks who have outdoor doors.
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