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listen i’m happy to be employed but i just think that work should be less. like maybe we all could just agree to do it less. what are they gonna say if we all start coming in less ?? not fire us cause that’s even less time at work. fool proof plan really
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hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.
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Americanisms hit the weirdest when you’re truly in the depths of hell emotionally and somebody gives you a “how are you” and you gotta just say good
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Happy Mother’s Day!
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does anybody remember fun. Nobody even remembers fun. anymore, give me a second I— I need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state my lover she's waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sun glasses asking bout a scar but I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know I'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home
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thatzwhatveesaid · 4 days
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@jessthemess820 me complaining about my floors with debris
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me when I die
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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thatzwhatveesaid · 5 days
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the difference in quality of life between my office days and my wfh days is so night and day i can’t even explain how much better i feel just being in my own home next to my open window listening to the birds instead of deb from accounting’s extremely wet cough
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thatzwhatveesaid · 10 days
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My grandma used to always make these peanut butter cookies with the Hershey kiss! My upstairs neighbor helped me with something today so I made them as a thank you gift. It was so nice being able to bake from scratch (read the instructions because it was def bagged cookie mix), get my hands into it (used an old ass handheld electric mixer) and cook with love! (Cussed as I didn't have vegetable oil so I had to use olive oil). They came out beautifully (my fucking oven burned the bottoms even though I followed the directions on the bag and even pulled them out a few mins early) and they taste so good! (Exactly mediocre. About 8% lower than prepackaged cookies)
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You just know they talking mad shit
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