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Person A: "I'll bury you with me.

Person B: "Romantic. But why am I dying first in that scenario."

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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Every time i remember - “LPS- popular” I fell like I’ve been shot true the head

#I mean I liked it #but just #remembering it is a lot #like I get second hand embarrassment #but it was so fun #lps toys #lps popular #LPs

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

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today i bring whatever this is. tomorrow? who knows.

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love how the moment ao3 goes down we all start acting like housewives waiting for their husbands to come back from war

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I love how every time ao3 is down I have to come to tumblr to check if it’s down for everyone or share that it’s down to everyone.

#ao3 is down #ao3