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What I was told ADHD is:

a Superpower(tm)

makes you Smart!!1!(tm)

trouble sitting still!

What ADHD actually is:

same song repeated ad infinitum until i can't stand it

I want to do something but I Can't

~~Insomniaaaaaaa~~

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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300122, S.T.

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Final Fantasy 16 armor is hot send tweet

#final fantasy 16 #final fantasy 14 #bunny girl

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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et tu brute?

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Levels of understanding other slavic languages

oh we also have X and it means the same!

that looks like X but misspelled

that's just the archaic variant of X

this sounds a lot like Y from another slavic language I know which means X in mine so this almost 100% also means X

this word is completely different but I can kinda tell the meaning from the morphology

what

okay right now I'm gonna have to dissect the entirety of this language's history to figure out how the FUCK did y'all get to the point of calling X that and not something more normal

I wanted to ask for X and accidentally called someone a whore

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Annabeth now 100% knows Luke is evil, so there will be no actual conflict between her and Percy for the rest of the series. You know, because that wasn't a major subplot for all the remaining books until like the last few chapters in The Last Olympian.

Or how about Annabeth being written out of almost the entire Underworld section? Because she totally didn't play a major role there.

Or let's talk about how Grover had to stay with Ares during the Waterland section? For what?

I am so disappointed in the show, I struggled to finish it because it was boring, there was no real tension for 90% of it, and some of the rewrites could be argued to be character assassinations, especially Annabeth's character.

Rick Riordan constantly trashing the movies for not sticking to his books then releasing a show in which he rewrites everything and loses the spirit of the books entirely

#sad pjo fan noises

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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Já žiju v Americe, ale mám hodně štěstí v tom že se tady dá Kofola najít v polských obchodech! Je to v přepočtu asi dost dražší než v Tescu (tak $3.50 za 2 litry flašku), ale stojí to za to!

Kofola

#sorry jestli slova maji spatne hacky #uz je dlouho co jsem psal poradne cesky #kofola forever

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[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy