If you genuinely like an overwatch character that is a red flag i will not tolerate sorry
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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.
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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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