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"I love dungeon meshi because it's so safe and sexless I can watch it with my parents :)"

me: *thinking about the scene where Falin violently rips her shirt off and exposes her chest that made me hornier than I'd been in weeks* uh yeah

#watched it with my mom #didn't feel weird #dungeon meshi spoilers

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Falin: babe please can we just have normal sex tonight

Marcille: no. lay an egg in me

#dungeon meshi spoilers

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Falin: babe please can we just have normal sex tonight

Marcille: no. lay an egg in me

#dungeon meshi spoilers #appertly

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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this is sending me

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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