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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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i tried playing TERA for the first time, and this is my character Dad Cat. I spawned at the very first location and watched these random people dancing while trying to figure out how to open the chat (so i could laugh at them). One of them goes “Dad cat looks strong” and im laughing to myself, but they added me to their party and they always have to swoop in and save me because I dont know how to evade and it’s really funny they were like “that was a close one dad!” and im staring at the screen, unable to believe that this is my life currently…………

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the-redacted-line · 2 months

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Wiggle

#long post

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No more questions please. The elephant's foot is making me lightheaded again

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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

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i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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red balloon ❤️

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If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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the-redacted-line · 3 months

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this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

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the-redacted-line · 3 months

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Beasts I created by mashing together hammerhead worms, olms, salamanders and snakes… accidentally reinvented the diplocaulus 🤷‍♂️

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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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