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Kyle: You’re the most repulsive person I’ve ever met.

New kid: I’ve punched government employees in the face.

[The Wedding March starts playing]

New kid: Where the fuck am I-

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Cartman: ok so it says on your sheet that you’re creative? What do you create?

New kid: Violence. Problems. War. Your pick.

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Mysterion: New kid! How did you escape those guards?

New kid: Punch.

Mysterion: checks out.

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Cartman: Hey, have any of you guys seen new kid in a while?

Kyle: No, I haven’t seen them in a week.

Stan: Oh, hey- there they are.

Kyle: Dude! Where have you been?

New kid: Sorry, the government tried to execute me.

Stan: Again?

New kid: Yeah…sorry.

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Casual gestures that are common place like a thumbs up, a middle finger, a pinkie promise, zipping your lips but also just a tilt of the head, eyebrows furrowing a little, a nose twitch, a small sigh

And somehow, someway, all the kids just

“Oh yeah, yeah, I get it, I can totally see why you thought that.”

I know I make quotes with the new kid talking but I always imagine they just shrug or look to the side or something instead of actually speaking and everyone just knows what they’re saying

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I know I make quotes with the new kid talking but I always imagine they just shrug or look to the side or something instead of actually speaking and everyone just knows what they’re saying

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Captain Diabetes: Stop hogging my sidekick!

Mysterion: Sidekick? New kid, you’re the sidekick? I thought he was, given that you took over the town within three days of moving here.

New kid: I know, I was surprised too. I thought Cartman would at least make me an independent.

Mysterion: Cartman? Yeah right, if I had gotten to you first, you would’ve been an independent hero or at least make you my sidekick just in case.

Captain Diabetes: Guys. I’m right here.

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Kyle: Hey Craig- where’s the new kid?

Craig: I thought they were with you.

Kyle: No, I thought they were with you! …oh my god please don’t tell me Kenny dragged them out for super hero stuff again…

Kenny: Ok, new kid, this is what I call the rock and roll. [Throws a rock at a guard and tackles his legs]

New kid: Sick

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New kid would have a gun. A fake one, one that shoots little bbs, but they’re damn accurate with it.

New kid being too good at combat that they have to actively nerf them when fighting against friends, but if they’re going against some random kids they “forget” to tell them

New kid “I didn’t ask to be your emotional support friend” Dovahkin

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Actually it’d be funnier if new kid never let them know

“What are your pronouns?”

“Yes.”

I think it’s funny none of the kids (except Wendy) know your true gender but Jesus Christ would I LOVE to see them finding out

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I think it’s funny none of the kids (except Wendy) know your true gender but Jesus Christ would I LOVE to see them finding out

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Post-Covid, Kyle: Wow, new kid, it’s been forever. You look really young still!

New kid, government experiment, realizing these guys really didn’t figure out that their games had actual government involvement: Mhm.

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New kid: Craig, I’m so sorry, but I think when you’re an adult you’ll be getting your dad’s balding due to genetics.

Craig: …fine then I just won’t grow up.

New kid: Well- I can’t argue with that.

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Mysterion flirting: I typically work alone, but you and me make a perfect team.

Kenny flirting: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Mysterion, pointing at someone on the floor: What happened to him?

New kid, newly orphaned and angry: it died.

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Butters: Wuh- why don’t you just ask the new kid out? What’s the worst thing that could happen?

Kyle: Fire, death, explosions, the apocalypse.

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New kid: you ever realize that we’re really good friends?

Craig: …wait

Craig: holy shit, we are good friends..

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