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the-sweet-hibiscus · 12 hours
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Astarion’s simple plan
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?
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slasher!könig agreeing to meet and be interviewed by reader who produces and directs true crime documentaries :3
Konig loves his girls a bit crazy. You certainly fit the description. Now, crazy and obsessive - and brave, on top of everything. You're perfect in the way your eyes are shining brightly as you ask him about his latest victim. Both of you know he is never going to let you go after this after he gave you a tour of his house and let you meet one of his most compliant pets, but neither you nor he cares. You're a woman with determination, with the benevolent shine of a bright mind evident in the way you direct that podcast you're gushing so much about, and Konig is a tiny bit scared of you now. Scared and turned on - as much as he hates to admit it, but your butt does look good in those jeans. You interview his soon-to-be-dead victim, letting them give you wonderful insights on just how masterful Konig's knife work was. The killer himself promises to let you know it on your own after you're done with the podcast, but he can't even bring himself to make it an actual threat. If anything, you look and sound like you're going to fucking love this. If anything, it mostly look like you're ready to pick up a veil and be his perfect undead bride. Konig can't bring himself to murder you. You look like you're going to do this, like you will agree to be dead just for the sake of a great video - and he doesn't want that. Values you way too much for this to occur. Konig chokes you a little bit, just to make sure you're nice and unconscious - and then presses you down to his bed. Hands in handcuffs, chains all over your body. Cold biting your skin - he took your clothes off and burned it, so no one would get your trace. He was considering breaking down the recorder as well, but his wife would need something to do while he is too busy giving her new materials. You need your own toys. Konig has contacts - red rooms, dark web, the guys who used to pay him for the videos of war brutality he indulged in. He gives you an opportunity to be a star by providing the best fucking podcasts with sprinkled screams of his victims - and some sick fucks on the internet will buy it. Especially when connected to your moans as Konug mounts you, still hot and ready after killing the most recent guy. A power couple. You don't have a reason to go home now.
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Bg3 companions as Dungeon Masters xD
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lae'zel is always good for a last joke
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I've seen so many reddit users claiming that astarion rapes/forces himself onto you, which is laughable because Tav/Durge is more likely to force themself onto him than he is on them.
Apart from the biting scene, which - while wrong in itself - is not sexual assault, he lets you leave whenever you want. Even then, as long as you roll a high enough number, he'll listen to you and stop himself. If you choose to break up with him, he accepts it, even if understandably upset. In the first sex scene, he asks if sex is what Tav/Durge wants before advancing on them.
Meanwhile, Tav can take advantage of his vulnerability and pressure him into having sex with them. They can force him to bite the drow for a potion. They can belittle his struggles. They can sexualise him repeatedly, despite him nearly being in tears as he attempts to set boundaries for the first time in centuries.
Yeah, he's the shitty person in this relationship lmao. /sarc
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the-sweet-hibiscus · 2 days
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“On a roadtrip astarion is the designated refueler” on a roadtrip astarion would be that good for nothing bitch who would sleep in the backseat and never take a turn driving and constantly complain about the fast food restaurant everyone agreed to go to for his sake. Shadowheart would offer to drive but everyone would find really nice ways to turn her down bc oh my god she is such a bad driver and their nerves can’t take it. Lae’zel would drive most of the way bc she’s got the necessary longevity and also control issues. Wyll would be the most phenomenal co-pilot/shotgun rider you’ve ever seen - he’d have maps on lock, he’d make sure everyone gets a fair turn with the aux, he’d provide Lae’zel with entertaining conversation so she didn’t get bored. Karlach would be the refueler, and would also buy snacks for everyone even though they all have their own money. Gale would be moral support for everybody until he gets overstimulated and has to put on his noise cancelling headphones and listen to cat purring ASMR.
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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
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meeting Astarion's past victims, this scene hurt 💔
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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they moved wyll to the center for good pr
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from the river to the sea
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my headcanon is that Halsin bakes the best treats , and ofc he does it with only an apron on
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Knowledge is empowering
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✨don't judge book by it's cover✨
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