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they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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hey girl are you 50.885°N 0.205°W  because. heh.

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The mangled remains of a winged humanoid have been found within the #2 engine of a Lockheed C-5 that made an emergency landing on April 22nd following what appeared to be a bird strike.

#rip icarus gone too soon 😔 #unreality

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#lmao chinese calls monday 星期一 #however sunday is objectively the right answer

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@cleverclove @godmodebeginswithlesbians @night-dragon937 @itspronouncedfeckyou

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

#picrew game #picrew chain

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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i think getting drunk and/or high and/or railed within an inch of my life would fix me

#...hi #that digital footprint eh? #something something the soul is willing but the flesh is weak #or maybe i just need to get through finals

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mike’s hard past couple of months

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You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

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#killing my mother #and several hundred other assorted monsters #probably child endangerment as well

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ID: tumblr tags that read: "#'that you find yourself' #the irrational fear of mathematicians of just waking up one day being physicists completely against their will" /end ID

“Suppose, god forbid, that you find yourself as a physicist…”

I love my pure lecturers

#damn what do yall have against physicists #my physica teacher is my favorite person in the world :( #/lh

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and you will be surprised at your ability to pick yourself up again and again and again

and you will be surprised when each time the falling hurts less and less and less

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You 🫵 need to study for the AP exam

#prev oh yeah i've done practice tests #i think imma be okay but we will see