it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
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i will say kipperlilly’s rage at riz specifically for having an unfair advantage in his dad’s tragic murder when riz has been practically killing himself all year bc they are a single parent low income household and won’t be able to afford uni without a scholarship precisely because his dad’s tragic murder isn’t accounted for is just,,,, oh boy
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ
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i know i’m cute but you can remind me
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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birthday today :3
art i forgot to share!!!
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles
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which is definitely not an omen
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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me @ my mutuals
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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The newest Tumblr inside joke was to reply to any and all tutorials or guides with “OP thinks they‘re Jichael”.
I don’t know who Jichael is.
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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