when im not getting my ass fucked: omg i want my ass fucked soooo bad it feels sooo good!! ♡
when i am getting my ass fucked: no this hurts so much please slow down please youre hurting me youre too big please stop
immediately after getting my ass fucked: omg i love getting my ass fucked soooo much it feels sooo good!! ♡
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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Guys my tummy hurts so bad
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My favorite sex position is when you love them and they love you back.
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art nouveau bat brooch c. 1900/1910 by Meyle & Mayer Co.
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None of u helped me
FIRED
Ok y’all I CANNOT stop picking my fucking face
I NEED HELP HOW DO I STOP
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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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I think my uterus is falling out
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I could be horny AS FUCK, dick in my hand, in the middle of getting myself off, and STILL not say anything sexual to any woman who hasn't given prior consent. So, there's no excuse for the bullshit I see from other men on here.
That monkey on your back ain't nobody's problem but your own. Stop walkin up to strangers so the monkey can slap them, too, and get rid of the damn monkey.
You can either catch on to what I'm saying, or you can catch these hands.
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