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[I decided to let Anastasia be active for another week. Today I don't have much inspiration to write, but this week I will try to respond. Also, I want to answer a couple of things ]

#/// you can also send questions to Tasi about anything!

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The little maid turns around and carefully observes that magical rabbit who looks at her sadly. Listen well to his words, the word glass sticks loudly in herr ear, to be analyzed in her mechanical brain. A broken glass means three things: dirt, cleanliness and problems!

"Uh…oh don't worry, little boy! It's just a glass! There are plenty at home!" Anastasia says nervously. It's just a glass for her, but for Master Galaxicos it's a glass like the rest, and since it's property of the mansion, it's an offensive gesture to see it destroyed. "I'll be able to clean it in a minute!"

Before the worried child's eyes, Anatasia's arms stretch out to go straight to a room that he couldn't see where it was, but it was clear that it was where the maid kept her cleaning supplies. A broom and a shovel were picked up, to immediately clean up the trace of what was left of that simple glass.

"A piece of cake!" ~Anastasia says smiling, taking the glass pieces to a box and then throwing this one in the trash. "This is what I live for and was created for. Cleaning broken glasses is my job!" She approaches the rabbit boy. Tasi wasnt angty at all, but in total doubt "But wow! Where have you come in, young man? The windows and doors are completely closed, and the fireplace is on! Unless…" Anastasia began to doubt if the boy discovered the secret exit. .

The maid Anastasia finished sweeping the main entrance She look at it with so much proud.

"Ah, the mansion is perfectly clean, orderly and relaxed. Every little corner in this house will not have a single spot of dirt after spending 9 hours cleaning. And now while Mr. Galaxicos and the young master are outside enjoying a good family afternoon, I can have my well-deserved moment of rest…"

Suddenly a super scary and loud noise happens in front of her, it's the surprise visitor!

*robotic screech fnaf.mp3*

#[ in character ] #[ Wizard-of-night ] #/// sorrry for thw wait! Tasi isnt not angry at all! he is just a baby boy for her haahaha

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Normally his smile is more intense, it's usually a wolfish smirk that reflects the mischievous nature that Wolf O'Donnell is known for. But today, no, the upward curl to his lips represents something much more gentle and friendly. The leader of Star Wolf offers a little wag of his tail to the stranger, slow and wide swaying to indicate that he has no ill intention behind his approach to the maid. Of course, O'Donnell recognizes that his scruffy exterior does not fill many people with a reassuring sense of safety, especially not during their first encounter. Wolf's dirty trench coat, his dark clothing and his military-grade combat boots, his wild fur, shaggy and unkempt and growing out in every which way to match his long sharp claws which he has clearly neglected, opting to allow them all to grow out to harmful lengths until they all chip or break off in sharp and uneven points. And of course, the entire dangerous-and-violent-space-pirate ensemble is tied perfectly together with that eye patch. Everything about the way Wolf looks screams danger, even despite how hard he works to minimize the threat by physically reducing his size, strength, and frightening characteristics. Wolf tries to clear his throat, clearing the cigarette-induced build up in an attempt to buy himself more time to think through his introduction. "Hiya, miss..." He finally starts, his voice taking a uncharacteristic, higher pitch as though he's speaking to a child. "...I heard a loud sound and, uh, I don't think I recognize ya..."

"I don't think..." Wolf trails off, running a clawed hand though the lighter gray portion of his fur on the top of his head, he tries his best to maintain the smile on his face as it dawns on him that this innocent-looking stranger might not be here willingly. "...You're not from around here, right?"

Another nervous clearing of his throat. "Did someone bring ya here? ... Do ya... are you safe, miss?"

Anastasia stops her scream when she hears that voice that expressed concern . It was not the voice of her harsh master but that of another man that she did not know at all. Turning her gaze slowly and carefully, since she was still nervous about the thunderous noise she heard, the maid jumps when she carefully observes the lupine.

"O-oh my! - I-I'm sorry sir! It wasn't very polite of me, I'm very sorry." Anastasia stands up, giving a nice greeting typical of a refined lady, stretching her skirt with the tips of her fingers and bowing to the lord of Sargasso "I shouldn't have been scared of you! I had heard a loud sound that made me panic a little, because my two masters are not at home and I have been left in charge of the mansion, and since there is no one except me , that's why I…"

As soon as she began to realize that she was not in the powerful Galaxicos mansion, her small mechanical body began to shake again in panic. She didn't care at all about the dirt on the cold walls or the stained brown floor, but watching her find herself in the unknown "WHERE AM I?! THIS IS NOT THE MANSION! WHY AM I HERE?!"

#[ in character ] #[ icantlose ] #[ April fools 24 ] #/// oh my god im sorry for make you wait this haha i've been so obsessed with cleaning somestuff and feeling tired : #/// but you know my issues haha i really really love Wolf being a sweetie man #/// Anastasia is making things worse xD #[ anastasia ]

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[ My April fools with Anastasia has not been cancelled, I was just busy and had a headache XD She will be active until Sunday the 15th to remedy the lack of activity ]

#[ marti is talking ]

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The maid Anastasia finished sweeping the main entrance She look at it with so much proud.

"Ah, the mansion is perfectly clean, orderly and relaxed. Every little corner in this house will not have a single spot of dirt after spending 9 hours cleaning. And now while Mr. Galaxicos and the young master are outside enjoying a good family afternoon, I can have my well-deserved moment of rest…"

Suddenly a super scary and loud noise happens in front of her, it's the surprise visitor!

*robotic screech fnaf.mp3*

#[ in character ] #[ Anastasia ] #[ April fools 24 ] #/// happy april fools eveyone. for this week Anastasia is your host and victim lmao

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COMMISSION SHEET 2024

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~ Autumn is here ~

Inspired on " Woman with a fall leaf "by Andrew Loomis.

#[ My art ] #/// enjoy a happy Gally in this friday :3

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"As always, you only come this day for the beer. Don't you have enough beer on your pretty boat, though?" Galaxicos asks that, arching an eyebrow, with a strong sarcastic tone to the word "pretty."

Anyway, Galaxicos proceeds to walk quickly towards the microphone, leaving Jack aside. He doesn't mind him that much now.

Behind Jack, arriving just late to the party, the tall ape arrives adjusting the earrings in his ear, gently nudging the lupine

"Oh shit!" Galaxicos growls a little, and then notices who is standing in front of him. "Oh no, it's you!"

#[ in character ] #[ icantlose ] #[ saint paddy 24 ]

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Behind Jack, arriving just late to the party, the tall ape arrives adjusting the earrings in his ear, gently nudging the lupine

"Oh shit!" Galaxicos growls a little, and then notices who is standing in front of him. "Oh no, it's you!"

"A gentle lady is always fashionably Iate teh th'party!"

#[ In character ] #[ Icantlose ] #[ saint Paddy 24 ] #/// someone said A LATE LADY?? #// or i should said a late GAL???

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"You are a love song to me. Be my valentine" ~

#[ in character ] #[ open ] #/// Happy valentine's day! hope all of you have a pretty day :3

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1951 Whitman’s Sampler Valentines advertisement

#[ Galaxicos aesthetic ] #// Happy valentine's day!!

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I always forget to upload these drawings. I've made them on drawpile with friends!

"When your boyfriend tells you for the eleventh time the most famous curiosity from The Lord of the Rings"

"When you want to talk to your boyfriend, but he talks 24 hours a day about his uncle"

"Pigma explains to Anastasia the reason why some pigs don't have tails."

#[ my art ] #/// hey its been a while i submit something here so i share the drawings i made on drawpile:D

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[ Although this year I was fucking inactive for various reasons, I don't plan to abandon this blog or the others. I've simply been less inspired by these characters and felt more inspired by other projects (so forgive my friends in this fandom if I haven't answered questions here and on discord), but I won't leave this fandom! This year I plan to return with more fun!

See you in 2024! ]

I planned to draw something small for this day, but a Drawn Together frame inspired me. I also wanted to draw my boys before finishing the year!

This year it had his it and low, but I hope to improve that in 2024! Meanwhile, I wish you a happy New Year's party and a wonderful next year!

#[ Marti is talking ] #[ My art ]

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"8 Crazy Nights" meme || {some NSFW}

{ Send one in and see how my muse reacts~ Feel free to change names/gender to suit your muse! }

“Christmas is right around the corner, and Hanukah starts tonight.” “Seeing other people enjoy the festivities gets them even more disgusted.” “Congratulations, so please excuse me while I go take shower.” “Oh momma you like it when I hold you like this? ‘Cause I’ll do it all night long.” “I’m the kinda guy who can’t stand the holidays so I drink ‘em all away.” “I hate folks that think reindeer are cute, to me they’re just somethin’ to shoot.” “I hate love, I hate you, I hate me… ” “What the hell was that? Did anyone else hear a parakeet, or am I going crazy?” “I knew this young man years ago when his moral fiber was still intact.” “Jeezeum crow! Did I just see 2 Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna barf.” “He was just kidding, ____. You have very nice boobs.” “Is that something you prepared, or did you just rhyme that many times in row on accident?” “Jokes on you tough guy! I can’t read.” “Wow, well maybe on night 4 the Hanukkah monster will come, and take a big crap on your bed.” “Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit, psycho.” “Your girlfriend’s backyard isn’t sugar free, that baby looks sweet.” “I guess that means I stole it.” “Doesn’t it always makes you feel good when you see a group of deer helping a motorist in need?” “You’re an hour and 51 minutes late, I already called the morgue!” “That’s what happens when you hit the bottle, pal. You go to sleep in Dooksbury, you wake up in PUKESbury.” “Smell you later, poopsicle!” “If a midget and a drunk can beat us, I’ll eat my jock strap.” “I thought I got some tongue, but it was only retainer.” “It’s a home invasion robbery! Take whatever you want but please don’t chop my legs off!” “Mr. If you’re gonna kill us, take off  your shoes they’re soaking the carpet!” “Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you?” “Just when you started to really like _____, he goes and has a butthole relapse.” “I read recently in Reader’s Digest that people who let themselves cry when they’re hurting are often stronger than the people who try to hold all their pain inside.” “No one in this town even knows you exist!” “You all need deal with pain, ‘cheers’ is what I say.” “This stuff just numbs the pain, it doesn’t make it go away.” “You fill our  lives with joy… don’t ever change the way you are.” “You should let me be your date, I may be dirty and smelly, but in the dark, I’m just smelly.” “That’s not a lobster bib, that’s a germ protector for your hiney.” “Who you talkin’ to, there? Having one of those hippy dippy mushroom flashbacks?” “If I give myself a wedgie will you believe me then?” “I’ve been waiting 35 years for this night!” “That’s the reaction I thought I’d get… ” “I was the worst offender of them all.” “I was such a shithead, but he never quit on me.” “When the lightening struck him, he gave a wicked loud yell, but we just turned up the volume, and ignored the burning smell.” “We should all burn in hell!” “What a crushing blow for____, I bet you wish you could take it back.” “How could you all be so mean to _____?” “Sounds to me like you’re all on crack.” “Tonight, _____ was counting on this town to show him that we cared.” “This is the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen! It’s like a sanctuary!” “I’ve been kinda kiddin’ myself thinking I was even in the running… “  "I should move to a town where nobody knows who I am, at least then they’d have a reason not to acknowledge me.” “Holy shit, did the mall just say something?” “What’d he do? Steal beer for everyone?” “He opened my eyes to what a great man your brother is, and how neglectful we’ve all been.” “You can help me with my dream… Have someone wish me a happy Hanukkah and feel as good as I used to when my dad said it to me.” “When_____ falls asleep, you two can play spin the dreidel for tongue kisses.” “Now go live happily ever after or I’ll drop kick the teeth outta your mouth.” “This is the happiest seizure of my life!”

#[ ask meme ] #/// i should watch this movie?...maybe for xmass season #/// i like the art style and the animation but i would die watching it maybe lol #/// anyway if you want some xmass Gally season send here

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In Depth and Personal Munday meme (Remember to respect the mun's privacy, feel free to cross out or decline questions if needed!)

🎨Are you neurodivergent or disabled? Anything that uniquely affects your RPing? 🫥 Have you ever felt invisible? What was a way that the RP community made you feel better? 🏴‍☠️ Name something that your muse might not get away with IRL. How is it fun to write? 🦊 What is the ambiance like, where you are? Are there any sounds, or sights that might be distinctive? 🦀 Name something that you probably wouldn't ever do, that is unlike yourself! 💅🏼 What's your aesthetic? ☯️ Define something that you're all about, as simply as you can. 🐸 Something that makes you smile for fandom reasons? 💀 Last time you felt like death? 🕳️ What's a major time sink for you? 🪓 Worst Chore you have? Or, the best chore! 🦚 Last moment you felt proud? Or, any moment you have! 🐣What were you like as a kid? Allegedly? Has anything changed, and have people noticed? 🪅What are holidays like for you? 🐦‍⬛What's something that animals or your pet do? .....Is it smart? 🧣 What do you need to be comfortable? Can be physical or emotional. 🍳 Basic routine? Or, is there something different that you do in the day than 'typical' of your area? 🍼Do you have a comfort food? 🧋Any cultural osmosis in your life? What's the last thing you learned like this? ⁉️ Your last 'oh shit' moment? 🚴🏼‍♀️ What would you see, generally speaking, if you went peoplewatching? 🦜Name a person in your life, can be anyone. 📣What's on your mind?!

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[ this. this my honest reaction ]

おかえり

Mun: kokorotokoro

RP based art is also fun!

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#[ OP art ] #/// DON'T MAKE ME START AGAIN WITH THE FANGIRLINGSM OVER THIS DRAWNG. I JUST LOVE IT A LOOOT. THESE TWO HOT CUTE LOVERS FDHJGBHJDFBGJHDFBHJ #[ self-sxrving ] #/// love Gally little blush jfdhbghjdfb

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Made a ship bingo to cater to my specific brand of incoherent ship thoughts

#[ ask meme ] #/// im boooring let's do this #/// i will only accept starfox ships #///any ship its okay