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obsob · 2 days
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Artist Asks: 🙌 🌊
hardest thing for you to draw:
if i had to draw a car i would die
draw a doodle with your non-dominant hand
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mcflymemes · 2 days
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CHALLENGERS (2024) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.
who says i want somebody to be in love with me?
i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.
fuck me because you want to.
are you gonna do it or not?
tastes even better than it looks.
i just told you i missed you.
i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.
you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.
decimate that little bitch.
let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.
you're not a spring chicken anymore.
dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.
how's this feeling?
we're ready for you.
so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.
you choked.
i don't want you to embarrass yourself.
i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.
get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.
i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.
you said we could watch a movie.
you're evil.
i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.
sir, i don't know who you are.
i don't think we have much more to talk about.
i haven't spoken to you in five years.
i was just taking a little nap.
move, or i'm calling the cops.
you were really something back then, huh?
we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.
i'm a crazy person.
any predictions about how that's going to go?
can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?
shut the fuck up.
if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.
i need it to look like i really beat you.
don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.
she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.
you were... fucking incredible.
baby, we've got to get going.
i'm not going to that party.
are you that threatened by me?
we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.
i'd let her fuck me with a racket.
hey, do you smoke?
of course they will remember you.
see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.
you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.
are you on facebook?
i told you tennis was boring.
you just got this crazy look on your face.
are you on a date?
i don't kiss and tell.
why did you want to have dinner with me?
i think you might be the worst friend in the world.
i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.
of course you still have a thing for her.
we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.
i fucked your brains out?
what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?
you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.
excuse me for inconveniencing you.
don't expect to sleep here tonight.
stop going easy on me.
i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.
i need you here, actually.
you're referring to when i declared my love for you.
you're not in love with me anymore?
i've been dreaming about this for five years.
i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?
i'm finally ready to listen to you.
how dare you fucking ask me that.
do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?
that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
i've always wanted you.
you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.
i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.
do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?
you've never beaten me.
tell me it doesn't matter.
will you just hold me?
i'm not here to fuck you.
i miss watching you play. you were so beautiful.
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littlewinnow · 7 hours
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3. Harry
Hello!
Definitely hc harry as a curled up pillow cuddler! Making himself tiny wherever he sleeps and who also gets hot easily so little clothing as possible :)
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arithmonym · 2 days
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i very much need to hear about canaan house but there are cats <3
this AU is ENTIRELY driven by my need for dulcie septimus to interact with cats and say “nyah” to them!!! and then she gets to meet camilla and palamedes, too, i guess. 😊😊😊
here’s a small snippet of what i’ve written so far:
Gideon knelt next to Harrow on the sun-warmed metal of the dock. As the Reverend Daughter prayed on her knuckle beads, Gideon relied on the obfuscation of her hood and sunglasses to discreetly observe their surroundings.
Seven shuttles had landed in all, but there wasn’t enough time to determine which House still remained in orbit. Someone was coming to meet them—and Gideon wasn’t referring to the little old man in priestly white robes, who had been sidelined on his approach by a starched-looking pair in silver and white. No—a sleek, quadrupedal creature stalked towards them, presumably drawn by the clacking of the Reverend Daughter’s prayer beads.
Gideon’s eyes widened behind her sunglasses. She recognized this animal! She’d seen a few depictions of cats in her magazines, but it was still hard to believe that she was seeing one in-person. (It was the first creature she’d seen, really—the Ninth House was depressingly thin on animal life, unless you counted the glow beetles, which Gideon didn’t.)
More cats were approaching the dock now that one of their number had bravely ventured forth. They lolled about, basking in the warmth of the sun, and it was evident from their outstretched limbs and contently-shut eyes that this was a favorite pastime of theirs.
The first cat drew near them without any fear whatsoever, and Gideon stiffened at its approach. Some species, she remembered, were poisonous. No one on the landing dock seemed overly concerned, but—
The cat struck, batting at the strand of knuckle beads with its paws, and Gideon reflexively reached for her rapier. For the first time in living memory, Harrow’s fingers stalled partway through her prayer.
“Griddle,” said the Reverend Daughter in her most forbidding tones. “Remove this creature from my presence at once, or I will delight in violence.”
Then, ruining the effect, she sneezed.
[wip title ask meme.]
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nixie-deangel · 2 days
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Five Fandoms, Five Ships
Tagged by @asexual-fandom-queen <333333
Get to know the blogger, via five different ships from five different fandoms!
1, Sterek - Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale, Teen Wolf.
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2, Obikin - Obi-Wan Kenobi x Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars.
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3, Hangster - Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Top gun: Maverick.
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4, SethKate - Seth Gecko x Kate Fuller, From Dusk till Dawn: The Series.
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5, Stevetony, Steve Rogers x Tony Stark, Marvel.
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Tagging (for those who wish to do this!): @cowboysandpilots @violetfairydust @crownofstardustandbone @omg-just-peachy @partialtotheperiwinkleblue @holycafe @bluewonderer @trickythedino @ofstarlightandbows @endwersed and whoever else would like to do this!
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charlesoberonn · 16 hours
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top 5 dogs
5. Clifford
4. Pal
3. The nameless dog from Deathgate Cycle
2. Major Biden because he keeps biting Secret Service members (he knows what they did on Jan 6)
1. My friend @snowflake-owl 's dog Diva
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tallbluelady · 1 day
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legs wrapped around your lover's body
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My one and only love, I've been lonely long enough...
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itsclydebitches · 3 days
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For the tumblr ask game 🧩?
What will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?
No paragraph breaks/no spacing between paragraphs 😬There are plenty of other reasons why I might lose interest in a fic, but none of those are immediate (and I try to give every story a fair shot, especially given that the summary/tags obviously interested me). But if your story is just a giant wall of text? No, sorry, my eyes just can't deal with that.
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decepti-thots · 1 day
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🔪 for rodimus?
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skeletonsgeorg · 21 hours
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hiiii:> (for ask game) 💤🫂📓🌟 for Megatron and/or Optimus
💤 A headcanon about their sleep
Megatron used to sleep like the dead back in his mining days because he was constantly worked to exhaustion, but when he ended up in the fighting pits of Kaon he learned to sleep light because a sleeping gladiator was an easy target. Then Starscream existed, and, well.
Optimus, meanwhile, snores like a Peterbilt going uphill from how damaged his frame is constantly
🫂 A friendship headcanon
Megatron, for the vast majority of his life, only had one (1) friend at any given point in time. First it was Terminus, then it was Soundwave. In Earthspark, he hits the jackpot with two: Dorothy and Optimus.
Optimus in contrast went through life with a hundred acquaintances as well as a loving inner circle of close friends. The Belle of the Ball, as it were.
📓 A headcanon about their hobbies
Megatron is a massive bookworm. He has a secret collection of literature that he loves to lose himself in, and he also genuinely finds writing to be fun (barring the universal author woes, that is). He often guilts himself into staying within the realm of non-fiction, but he allows himself cheesy romance novels as a treat or comfort material.
Optimus is a big fan of human "ball game" and sports in general. He in general loves to play around with his human friends or play with his younger soldiers. In private, he loves watching telenovelas and cries over them regularly.
🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes
Megatron, throughout his entire life, has always sought absolute control over his own frame and his own destiny. This eventually extended into absolute control over others' frames and destinies, because to him that was the only way to keep himself (and others) safe. If he makes it to an era of rehabilitation/recovery — and forgive me for getting a bit kinky here — he likes to be submissive in berth to explore and toy with the idea of control, play with the illusion of being powerless while also holding all the power in a scene... so long as his partner is someone he trusts, and the act itself further develops that trust.
Optimus meanwhile used to desire a life of adventure and travel as Orion, but millions of years of war and the weight of the Matrix all but snuffed out his ornery adventure-protagonist streak, as well as his self-esteem. He finds meaning in doing acts of service, working to better communities, helping with projects, comforting mechs he sees struggling, etc. All he really wants is for every living being to be free, provided for, and happy. This comes at the cost of him forgetting/neglecting himself, even in berth.
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obsob · 3 days
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🎼 ☕ 🙊 for the artist ask meme :^)
favourite music to draw to right now:
ive been listening to th album 'long lost' by lord huron pretty much on repeat for a few weeks !! i dont usually like albums that much im picky with music, but this one is rlly Doing it for me. i also listen to audiobooks and white man hockey podcasts :3
do you do warmup sketches before drawing:
not rlly ! i do a little sketch if im not sure what im doing but otherwise i just. dive in!
share your latest silly doodle:
i dont rlly doodle but here r th brain dump sketches i did for my last drawing!
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mcflymemes · 2 days
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DUNE (2021) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary. suggested by lalamoon
it's good you're up early.
why do we have to go through all this, when it's already been decided?
if you want it, make me give it to you.
you look tired. more dreams?
there is no call we do not answer.
you put on muscle!
i would like you to take me with you.
can i trust you with something?
so you dreamed about stuff we all know about.
i dreamt about you.
i saw you lying dead, fallen in battle.
dreams make good stories, but everything important happens while we're awake.
i wish we could bring them all with us.
you don't think we'll ever come back?
i understand your impatience.
great leaders are raised in the mud, not around tables.
don't throw my words back at me.
i told my father i didn't want this either.
a good man doesn't seek to lead. he's called to it, and he answers.
i found my own way to it. you might find yours.
we have to be ready for anything.
don't stand with your back to the door.
i guess i'm not in the mood today.
you fight when the necessity arises, no matter your mood.
i have you.
will it be that bad?
you don't really understand the grave nature of what's happening to us.
the last of our ships have left.
to break a virtuous man, give him a burden too heavy to bear. a lesser man would drop it, but a good man will carry it 'til it crushes him.
get dressed and come with me.
what's in the box?
i must not fear. fear is the mind killer.
an animal caught in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape.
i will face my fear.
tell me about these dreams.
do you dream things that happen just as your dreamed them?
i could have died.
how does it feel to walk on another world?
how are you, old friend?
they were pointing at us. what are they shouting?
let's get you out of the sun.
if you mean to harm me, i warn you. whatever you're hiding won't be enough.
treat them well. these are friends.
i have so much to tell you.
that is all i have to say to you.
wait 'til you see. it's beautiful out there.
you're out of your mind! we're not going out there!
i knew you couldn't stay the hell away.
legend is a pretty word for a lie.
i think you're afraid it might be true.
how can i make my way if my destiny was written before i was born?
you have to sleep.
why not just cut their throats?
don't you dare touch my mother!
it's not safe for you here.
you're not coming with us?
one move and you die.
i would not have let you hurt my friends.
you chose the hardest way up.
i will not have them.
this will be an honor for you to die holding it.
this world will kill you.
do you yield?
this is only the beginning.
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littlewinnow · 5 hours
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Oh my goodness, I love when you do these games! Draco + driving headcanon please!! P.s. how are you? ♥️♥️♥️
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Hiya rory!!!
Omg thank you sm youre so sweet 😭 Ive been good! A busy body! How are you doing!?
LMAO Draco and driving made me laugh a ton since i cant help but think hed be a horrible driver (fears cars) and if harry were to ever teach him itd be a disaster.
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cokoweee · 4 hours
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🙊 🍀 💐 🌈
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Share your latest silly doodle with no context
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You wish your art was more… pretty? Colorful? Complete. All my shit feels half assed
Do your drawing suit your aesthetics?
Not sure I have an aesthetic tbh. The aesthetic of constantly getting run over then yes
Do you use more warm or cold colors
Uuhhhhhhhhhh cold?
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saessenach · 2 days
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🙊!!!
🙊 Share your latest silly doodle with no context
hiii so
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I'll cheat and give a tiiiny bit of context - this is Shanks showing off his assthe goods while serenading his bride in chapter 1 of @missmungoe 's amazing Salt Vows. She always writes the best weddings AND WITH SUCH A GROOM IT'S NO SURPRISE kdkdks
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memestockpile · 1 day
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monkey man (2024) feel free to change as needed.
there are no fucking rules!
this is a sacred space.
that's the smell of victory right there.
you hear that? they fucking hate you.
don't spend it all at once.
there's hundreds of folks out there waiting to take your place if this isn't for you.
i leave politics to the politicians.
make it a double.
i don't want charity.
we don't just hire off the street.
look, i don't have time for all this.
give me the job no one wants to do.
you're gonna thank me for this one day.
watch my fucking leg.
you like john wick?
i want something small but effective.
okay, okay. don't cry.
i have a reputation to protect, understand?
i need you to learn some manners.
good stuff, okay? none of that cheap shit.
you. face the wall.
does it look like i need help from someone like you?
you want to make some money?
kill him, boy!
eyes to the ground unless someone calls you.
come on, brother.
let's boogie.
seat belt, buddy.
what happened to your hands?
they're all up there living, and we're stuck here in this.
that's no life.
that's red wine. this is a white wine glass.
tell me more about your trip, baby.
little birdie wants to fly away, do you?
you are not like the other girls.
i'll treat you like an angel.
we can fuck right here.
there you go. there you go. that's it.
every day, i would wake up to them singing.
stop feeding that dog. it's gonna keep coming back expecting more.
i nearly finished it all waiting for you.
who the fuck are you, you little rat?
what were you thinking?
you're awake. finally.
some people find that strange.
you should've died from those injuries.
we all have scars.
the police are looking for you.
stay with us. rest.
just some crazy kid from the gutter.
and that is why she ran away with the priest.
i never sleep.
i was once like you.
you need to destroy in order to grow.
it's time to remember who you are.
this is your home. you have nothing to fear.
i am nobody. i am nothing.
change never comes without a fight.
we cannot pay off some thugs.
i'll fuck your happiness.
hey, smartass.
anger will not quiet your soul.
don't call me "son."
my chariot is here.
only god can forgive you now.
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