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thought about relaxed viera ears becoming completely floppy..

#bro this is too fucking cute i CANT- #god that is such a brilliant idea and you are a genius #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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#i didn't know they made that sound!!

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#-looks at rollercoaster tycoon 2- #uh....

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#not jellenzia #ffxiv

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i think someone should introduce him to the sims

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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#it was just that good. #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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Reaper

#oh this is SICK #the red aura surrounding her is very cool #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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Princess Bride: Aymeric?!

Another amazing piece by the ever wonderful @erupan

a bonus art to the Rose Princess piece.

Aymeric as Westley from Princess Bride?!

I just.

I am deceased.

Look how PERFECT IT IS.

His SMILE. His soft hair. Gloves Sir you going to kill someone showing that much chest. Also high waist trousers (♡°▽°♡)

FLOOFY SHIRTS!!!

I'll just be dead over here.

#ooooh he looks gooood #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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A wonderful little commission of ffxiv's very own little chef! 🍮🎂🍰💖

Commissioned by Rizu Callyn ! Thank you so much for your support! 💜✨

#A LITTLE DUDE!! #gein your colors really the warmth of the space and i love it so much #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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biker hrothgals from mars

#thank u for this meal i will be feasting on it a while #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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No particular reason why he's asking

#not jellenzia #ffxiv

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#grynewaht deserved better #if i could have saved him i wouldve #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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詩人

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wuk lamat doodle~

#MY GIRL #i love the way you make her smile <3 #not jellenzia #ffxiv

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wanted to draw my Duskwight in the FFTA Alchemist outfit (since she is one), with some changes (FFTA colours on the bottom)

#oh she is BEAUTIFUL #love love love the tactics outfits #not jellenzia #ffxiv