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This weekend: Be prepared for a new blog design!

Next week(end?): Be prepared for some blog content!

#we going in boys.

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also uhhhh...be prepared for a multi-chara blog change because I have no self-control ;u; 

tfw your blog is all kinds of fucked up @-@” 

#the boys #THEY BE COMIN' #....wait.

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tfw your blog is all kinds of fucked up @-@” 

#gotta fix this bad boy up #make him all SQUEAKY CLEAN

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竜とそばかすの姫 / Belle (2021) dir. Mamoru Hosoda

#i love this movie ;-; #and i freaking LOVE mamoru hosoda

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gokushufudou, chapter 85

#THIS MANGA TAKES ME OUT #OMFG

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#hello hello world of tumblr #going to be a VERY slow start to things #so please bear with me as i edit the crap out of my blog #and start giving everyone some ppkes

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do you think of me as often as i think of you?

#floofy

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me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

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And every time I had these bad thoughts

the ones that put me down

the ones that were so cruel to my mind

you were there 

making me strong again

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“Some of the most comforting words in the world are ‘me too.’ That moment when you find out that your struggle is also someone else’s struggle, and that others have been down the same road as you.”

— Unknown (via thoughtkick)

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“Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”

— Unknown

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❧    𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ I heard you struck my son. ❜

❛ people keep asking if I’m back and I haven’t really had an answer. ❜

❛ so you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him! ❜

❛ it’s who you did it to. ❜

❛ who? that fucking nobody? ❜

❛ father, I can make this right. ❜

❛ you’ve lost weight. ❜

❛ are you here on business, sir? ❜

❛ I’ll leave you be then. ❜

❛ do I look civilized to you? ❜

❛ they know you’re coming. ❜

❛ your membership to the continental has been, by thine own hand, revoked. ❜

❛ everything’s got a price. ❜

❛ it’s okay. let’s go home. ❜

❛ now, as I recall, weren’t you the one tasked to dole out the beatings, not to receive them? ❜

❛ I’m retired. ❜

❛ you look terrible. ❜

❛ people don’t change. You know that. ❜

❛ you look good. ❜

❛ beautiful car. ❜

❛ she’s not for sale. ❜

❛ not this bitch. ❜

❛ be seeing you. ❜

❛ how long has it been? ❜

❛ so tell me, how was life on the other side? ❜

❛ I’d like to talk with him. ❜

❛ no, I’ve got that covered. ❜

❛ they sure as fuck broke the mold with you. ❜

❛ I thought I’d let myself in. ❜

❛ that’s unwise, I assure you. ❜

❛ you were always a pussy. ❜

❛ you stole my car, and you killed my dog! ❜

❛ housekeeping will find you. ❜

❛ treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ you are no lady. trust me. ❜

❛ I was dealing with an uninvited guest. ❜

❛ are you scared of the fuckin’ boogeyman? I’m not. ❜

❛ fuck management. ❜

❛ fuck you! ❜

❛ I’m not telling you shit! ❜

❛ how may I be of service? ❜

❛ that sounds perfect. ❜

❛ how’re you holding up? ❜

❛ are you sure? ❜

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❧    𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ the worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. ❜

❛ I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it’s a comedy. ❜

❛ you don’t listen, do you? ❜

❛ how’s you job? ❜

❛ are you having any negative thoughts? ❜

❛ all I have are negative thoughts. ❜

❛ for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. ❜

❛ is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? ❜

❛ how ‘bout another joke? ❜

❛ no, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes. ❜

❛ I’ll tell you what you get! you get what you fuckin’ deserve! ❜

❛ my mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. ❜

❛ she told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. ❜

❛ I’m waiting for the punchline. ❜

❛ there is no punchline. ❜

❛ is something funny? ❜

❛ I just thought of a funny joke! ❜

❛ nobody’s civil anymore. ❜

❛ comedy is subjective, isn’t that what they say? ❜

❛ they don’t give a shit about people like you. and they don’t give a shit about people like me either. ❜

❛ everybody’s telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs. ❜

❛ I killed those guys because they were awful. ❜

❛ everybody is awful these days. ❜

❛ it’s enough to make anyone crazy. ❜

❛ I had a bad day. ❜

❛ were you following me today? ❜

❛ ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? ❜

❛ if it was me dying on the sidewalk you’d walk right over me! ❜

❛ I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me! ❜

❛ do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? ❜

❛ you know I do stand-up comedy, you should come see a show sometime. ❜

❛ I could do that. ❜

❛ all that sacrifice, she must love you very much. ❜

❛ touch my son again and I’ll fucking kill you! ❜

❛ is this a joke to you? ❜

❛ I feel like I know you… I’ve been watching you forever. ❜

❛ would you please stop bothering my kid? ❜

❛ the whole city’s on fire ‘cause of you. ❜

❛ isn’t it beautiful? ❜

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Sometimes I care too much -n.a

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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King Jr. (via quotefeeling)

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I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.

Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via quotefeeling)

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There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.

Unknown (via thoughtkick)