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1. Google “cat” on mobile or desktop

2. Click/touch the paw icon

3. Now click/touch anywhere else

4. Hehehehe

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i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

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#i started this post not knowing who wrote this #read the first footnote and was like hmmmm that’s probably Pratchett #read the second footnote and was like #OMFG SIR TERRY #the only person who is ever allowed to write footnotes

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the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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yikes, unfollowing now. i was a huge fan of their strawberries i didn't know their farm was a front for a camp to train monster fighting half god teenagers.

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the more i read of discworld the more i get the sense that terry pratchett thought people were very very stupid and silly and often mean and selfish. and he loved them

#and he was right!

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pratchett wrote a lot of fat women in his books and like 95% of them are admirable and inspirational characters who are very loved by the people around them but its the scene in the fifth elephant thats like "hey growing up as a Big Girl is really hard and theyre taught to make themselves smaller and endure countless indignities and their only option to avoid ridicule is to be unbelievably nice to their tormentors and sometimes that doesnt even work. dont you ever want to go apeshit. like dont you ever want to fucking lose it look sybil has a iron bar and shes so mad shes gonna knock out a werewolf and grab another one by the neck for never exchanging christmas cards" for me

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Bitch I am on the GROUND

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Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

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Èowyn could kill Macbeth but Macduff couldn’t kill the Witch-King of Angmar