thecensusbureau

[thecensusbureau]

Did you pick any flowers?

Unfortunately no, but they are pretty!

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

I wasn't able to see residents I wanted to see so I just spent the day walking outside!

:D It was really pretty.

#server announcement #I even got to see more workers! It was delightful.

[thecensusbureau]

Maybe try to find tubbo while outside?

He was one of the prisoners, wasn't he? I do sort of intend to find Tubbo soon.

For. Personal reasons.

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

I can go outside now!

#server announcement #I might take a walk outside before getting to work. And by work I mean private affairs.

[thecensusbureau]

Why do you have two fridges,

THEY ARE CABINETS.

#federation answered #[ooc: there were no lockers in the modpack I used months ago. I do however. Have now. But I'll rebuild it soon!]

[thecensusbureau]

*hands you a potted plant*

:O.

:D.

#federation answered #Thank you!! Very pretty!

[thecensusbureau]

I finished!

#server announcement #[ooc: no shaders unfortunately cause this is an old photo I took making my version of their office MONTHS ago. so this is old but canon!]

[thecensusbureau]

How's the office cleaning going?

It's good! We cleaned the debris and dirt out, and now onto rebuilding.

I'm doing this on my own though. Managed to get my perms back (sort of) and have been at it for about 8 hours now.

I'm decorating as you asked though. Funny enough this room's smaller than my old office, but will do.

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

Oh. Thank you.

:).

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

JESUS CHRIST CUCURUCHO ARE YOU OKAY I was watching on the cameras the whole time I really thought you were gonna die oh my god

[@quesadillaislandofficial]

I'm fine! I knew it wouldn't killed me that quickly especially when you vouched for me. It was interesting to watch it play out though. ^_^.

It would've easily popped my head off from my neck, but jokes on it. I can already do that!

Ahem. Anyway.

I'm okay, I'll just be cleaning out my new office.

#server offline

[thecensusbureau]

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

JESUS CHRIST CUCURUCHO ARE YOU OKAY I was watching on the cameras the whole time I really thought you were gonna die oh my god

[@quesadillaislandofficial]

I'm fine! I knew it wouldn't killed me that quickly especially when you vouched for me. It was interesting to watch it play out though. ^_^.

It would've easily popped my head off from my neck, but jokes on it. I can already do that!

Ahem. Anyway.

I'm okay, I'll just be cleaning out my new office.

#federation answered #my island #private messages

[thecensusbureau]

Am I allowed to ask for help to clean this up or am I on my own...?

#server announcement #I think I'll just do it on my own. My workers might be busy. Also they might not be allowed to help me. So.

[thecensusbureau]

...Great.

#server announcement

[thecensusbureau]

Cucurucho waves off the Bureau but as it turns, their smile drops and flips it off. They walk off though to find their new office.

...

After a few turns and memorized pathways, Cucurucho checks, double checks, and triple checks the room number and designated floor. Cucurucho blinks. The room is far, away from most offices and a floor above HR. That's unfortunate.

What's more unfortunate is that the office is... Well, it-

It's in rubble and ruin. It is actually just a destroyed office. There's debris, settled dust, and even dried blood. Blood. Cool. So something must've happened. And this is- Cucurucho's new office.

It grimaces, takes a look at the camera, and deflates as it walks in to fix the office up.

This would take forever.

Everything is going well. For the first time, Bureau's workload lifts. It finds itself decently surprised by the change, going out of it's way to patrol further, check security to observe the medical issues the current resident was having issues with- even checking in on the last of their egg experiments within the facility. Which, of course, was a poorly made decision. The small child did not crawl out from beneath the bedframe. Perhaps another day it would check the progress itself, for now it sticks to the files and the experimentation team's written results. So now, it takes the time to wander the facility and do some internal processing. Walking and thinking. How strange, the chance to do this. Of course, it's good mood sours as it's paws come to a stop, staring at what could have been a mirror's reflection just a little bit ago. "Ah," [ @thecensusbureau ]

#server event #server offline #anything I can do; it can do better

[thecensusbureau]

What if they’re organs we just have laying around? Like not from us

I don't need organs.

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

Oh, are we sparing organs? I would give you my eyes so then you could see yourself in the mirror like I see you... but I have myopia, so better yet, have my heart so you can feel the love in everything the same way I learned to.

Please do not give me your organs.

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

I can spare a kidney

No thank you.

#federation answered

[thecensusbureau]

So if we put organs in you then you’d be human too?

. I refuse to make a joke. I. No comment.

#federation answered