i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
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i live in a basement right now and the upstairs folks have a baby who is, i would guess, perhaps 18 to 24 months now. the sound insulation in my place is actually fantastic - when the baby cries i CAN hear it but i have to really try, you know - except when stuff, obviously, directly impacts the floor right above my head.
which is, i think, where baby's playpen is set up. because she is the world's smartest baby maybe, and her favorite thing to do is drop a wooden ball - perhaps bowling ball sized? (guessing) - directly on the ground and listen to it 1. bounce until it stops or 2. roll away. it's her time for dropping things. it's baby drop time. she will do this until she stops and i can do nothing to prevent the baby drop time from occurring.
she does this daily between 6-8pm for something like 20 minutes as well as intermittently throughout the day as she pleases. this is something i comment on to my friends when it happens. you know - it's baby drop time! which means sometimes,
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thinking about creatures.
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Fanart of Glados I did on ms paint last year
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.
˚ . ✧
✧. ★ ˚
★ ☄︎
˚ ✧ ˚
*. ⋆
༘ * 🔭🐇
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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