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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

#damn what did the horse do #were the horses on the wrong side of war condemned as well #were the innocent beasts mercilessly slaughtered by humans sent to hell for the crime of being used #were the horses mercifully killed by their owners not wanting to prolong suffering also sent to hell #where is the justice #and even more #what if the human half killed someone #would the horse half be condemned to hell no matter what

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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"I witnessed things that were wrong," she said of her visit. "I saw Arabs being thrown out of their houses in Jerusalem. But it was just the extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground . it was amazing time to be here

-Helen Mirren

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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that ivan loves till is the most obvious thing about them

but. does ivan know that…?

the ivan that regards his own feelings as shallow, the ivan that learned how emotions are expressed only from copying others… does he even know that the love he’s felt for so long is love? probably not. and part of the reason is the one he loves himself

because the easiest example he has of love is till's feelings to mizi. till outright calls it love, and ivan watches him so much he has to be aware of this and till’s love to mizi is totally unselfish, right. he doesn’t seem to actually want much from her—just that she's still there and still "mizi"

but ivan can't be satisfied with just watching he… wants. ivan wants till’s attention, till’s affection—

surely this selfish wanting can’t be love

...no wonder he was never able to express his feelings straightforwardly when he belittles them so much but he can’t stand not having anything either, so he does… whatever he does instead to get any scraps of attention he can, from someone he's convinced doesn't care about him at all only showing affection when till can't see it, right until he knows he's going to die

but ivan's feelings for till are all he still has of himself... to think of them as shallow...

I've seen this translated as "I should've been kinder" to him (till) or to her (sua)

but really, the one he should've been kinder to was himself

#WAIT HOKY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD #I DIDNT THINK AVOUT IT LIKE THIS OUGHHH #alien stage

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy

#oh wow #im kind of obsessed

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#😔 #cure from alien stage

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

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Ivan was relieved to relate with Sua. He believed that they were the same, that he wasn't alone in his melancholy and suffering. It must have been isolating enough for him to be different from everyone else, to not feel in the same way they do. The one person he believed would understand him turned out to be a world's difference away. She was loved and he was not.

You can almost feel a sense of betrayal. On all accounts, he's alone.

#oh haha #rips out my hair and falls to the floor

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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#buny

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

#something very peaceful and profound about this

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