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Hannibal: Will you marry me

Will: Is that a question, or a statement?

Hannibal: Depends on where you place the punctuation. Tell me, Will, where is your punctuation?

Will: *pulls out a glock*

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Just imagine:

Post finding one piece, Nami and Robin be like: yeah, it would be cool to own a club with a nice restaurant. Sanji, would you like to be our chef?

And Sanji promises them to help out and all, but then one day, Zoro approaches him and is like:

"oi, cook. Wanna come with me to float randomly over the grandline and fight people?"

And HECK, Sanji wants to say no, SHOULD say no. He's got this awesome offer by two beautiful ladies and he should want to be there for them. But then, after hours of agonising over it, he goes to Nami and apologises because "someone needs to make sure mosshead doesn't get lost on sea... Or starve to death because god knows, the man can't even cook rice."

It's the most shocking thing for the entire crew, including Sanji.

Zoro, however, doesn't even know Sanji had this other... Much more enticing option until they return to visit 2 years later and Nami mentions it as a joke.

Zoro then instantly proposes because he doesn't do things by halves and Sanji just... Accepts. There is no love confession or anything. But it does become a thing.

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Kuoleman puutarha /The garden of Death by Hugo Simberg, 1896

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. : sanji’s had a hard day : . (ref)

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My favorite kind of humor for these two

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I’m not going to lie, I think homoerotically wrestling someone who was literally written to be my other half on the hot sands of Vulcan would fix me.

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every time i read a pon farr fic it’s prefaced with a self deprecating comment like ‘oh golly gee look, another pon farr fic like there’s not enough of those’

my friend!!! there can never be too many!! keep writing them please!!!

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the inner mechanisms of the captain's mind are an enigma...

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Watching Star Trek IV

Whale biologist: why do you hang around with that weird guy who calls you admiral and why are you so close?

Kirk: *hesitates*

Whale biologist, who lives in San Francisco in the 80s and is rapidly drawing many correct conclusions: that’s okay we don’t have to talk about it.

#it’s so gay (fun) instead of gay(tragic and insane) like the other three #Star Trek #spirk #k/s

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something for @spirk-my-love for the @startrekwintergiftexchange ! They asked for some fake dating spirk >:)

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Honestly the fact that gloves are not common Vulcan attire is the biggest proof that they're huge whores on the inside

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The way he looks genuinely sad-

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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season two | episode three- the changeling What's the problem? An almost human stubbornness, Captain. I have been unable to convince Nomad to lower its screens for analysis. Without its co-operation, I can do nothing.

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Having a normal one