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There's a hot woman at work but she doesn't work in my department so I haven't had a chance to introduce myself. She sits alone on break.

#honestly if i see her in the morning might comlliment her hair or outfit #see how she takes that #and then try to swoop in during lunch #*compliment

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It's corny when men are emotionally unavailable but it's hot when women do it.

#but watch out!

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

#me 😊 #convinced this one woman that i went to prison as a four year old (she wasnt very bright) #also maybe i shouldnt say that because we were mutual's at one point #but she also stole my roommate's gf so i doubt she'd wanna interact with me anyway

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I went to a restaurant with a friend yesterday and upon entering we saw these splendid blueberry tarts under bell jars on the counter and we made jokey small talk with the waitress like oh, people will fight over these if there's not enough for everyone, it'll tear families apart, are you making more later? and she said no, I'm afraid that's our entire stock for today, but there are 18 slices, it should be plenty! It was a small village restaurant with only one menu du jour so there weren't any other dessert options but they don't usually get that many customers—but then a couple of large groups arrived and most people noticed the tarts like we did, and went ohh blueberry tart, it's been a while, I can't wait, and it became clear that when we'd get to the end of our meal there would be winners and losers in the blueberry tart rush

But later as we were about to order dessert I wasn't hungry anymore and I was like well that's too bad but someone else will be glad to get 'my' slice of tart—and my friend said yeah, me :) You should order it anyway, I'll eat both! At first I thought she was joking, but no. I said, there's not enough for everyone, you can't take two, and she said, we were going to order two slices, what difference does it make? and I was baffled that she couldn't see the ethical difference between two people eating one slice of tart each vs. one person eating two, when there's a limited quantity of tart. I felt like we were in a simplistic social justice metaphor it was so obvious, but there was no changing her mind. When I said "it's just... not nice" she said "okay" with a shrug, and what can you say to that. She added, you don't know any of these people and I was like, why are we reverting to tribal dynamics in a non-apocalyptic setting, how would you feel if we'd arrived a bit later and seen others ordering two desserts knowing you'd get zero? And she said, I would think that's their right, and I felt kind of amazed.

I pointed out that if she didn't think it was a wee bit wrong, she wouldn't ask me to order her second piece as if it was for me, and she said yeah maybe we don't need to do that, there's no law preventing me from ordering two desserts. What about Kant's categorical imperative Okay I guess you're not breaking any laws by taking more than your fair share of a thing other people also want, just failing a kindergarten-level morality test. I felt embarrassed for sounding like an annoying preachy rigid person so I dropped the issue, and as she ate her two slices she'd smile at me every time we overheard someone order coffee without dessert—like "See? There'll be enough, no one will be deprived of tart because of me!" as if that cancelled the fact that she didn't care in the first place. I guess it was one of these tiny issues that can still significantly alter the way you perceive a person. I tried to tell myself not to be so bothered about this small thing but I was! so bothered. And I felt like writing a letter to some agony aunt like "should I end a friendship over irreconcilable blueberry tart ethics"

#if I wanted two I'd order two and not feel bad about it #it's a place of business selling baked goods not a walmart with its last rolls of toilet paper during the covid breakout #like idk just feels like a weird thing to get on your moral high horse about #i get told things i wanted are sold out all the time and i dont feel entitled to the share previous customers ordered #i just shrug figure the place of buisness will stock more next time and come back a different day #no big deal

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it is ALWAYS ok to be horny for problematic women. both fictional and real.

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#lately yeah :(

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Rachel Mennies

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

#life needs to cut prev some slack

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✮⋆˙ collarbones ✮⋆˙

#would kill for the top on the right #where do i buy something like that? #cant find sheer stuff anywhere

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the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

#the number of women who date men who also either claim to hate men or their boyfriends is insane

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Really though, like we've made our cities so uncomfortable even for housed people, just in an effort to hurt the homeless. Parks and beaches close at night so homeless can't sleep there. Loitering is illegal so homeless can't sleep there. No bench at the bus stop because someone might sleep on it. No overnight parking because someone might sleep in the car there.

These laws aren't even beneficial to housed populations of the city, and they purely exist out of a) hatred for the homeless and b) an attempt to make your city look "presentable" to tourists. And it just sucks all-around.

#the fact that you cant legally go to parks at night makes me want to throw things

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Thinking of you Thursday where it's Thursday and I'm. Thinking of you

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#both but im not good at either #you have to sign a waver before riding with me or sampling my meals #but youre free to try if youre brave enough

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