thelazyvirtue

[thelazyvirtue]

good evening, mortal friends! I got caught by my higher-ups today. apparently it's not okay for me to run away to an exo-planet to start a new ecosystem out of boredom on my own.

but why though? if humans are so capable, can't they take care of themselves? why do we have to keep cleaning their messes to make sure they stay alive? id rather tend to my own gardens! >:(

#writing this in a starbucks #angrily