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♡ Gonna be on Personal for a while ♡

#;;out of consultation

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I'm about to have a week long panic attack because there are a lot of big scary things happening in quick succession and I am prepared for exactly none of them

#my free time has been allocated to watching Elementary and stress sleeping #i can do small rps in chat or discord but idk when I'll be okay to resume tumblr rp

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No fucking way

#they really are two sides of the same autistic control freak coin #☆ the leader ☆ #☆ the detective ☆ #i can't find a better picture but scotts stance is identical to the way Sherlock just stands #usually when he's angry or uncomfortable or about to be obnoxious #it's the stance ™️

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Chris Hemsworth as Thor & Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Avengers: Age of Ultron

#god yESSSSS BEAT HIM UP

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nobody is coming to save you. get up

#☆ the detective ☆ #☆ the leader ☆ #☆ the mutt ☆ #☆ the beast ☆ #sherlock will never ever ever ever ever admit but he really does just want someone to save him

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Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. (aerith for my Cloud?)

[Text : Cloud 🌻] I don't want to be rude, but I feel like if I get any more blunt about it, I'll have to hit him over head with a pan.

[Text : Cloud 🌻] A pan with the words Kiss Me on the bottom of it.

[Text : Cloud 🌻] You're not Tifa

#◇ Gainsborough #fatummortem #i hope! this is! her!

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It's easier to write directly for me. Like this if I can send you IC asks instead of threads ♡♡

#i wanna rp but I don't have a desktop to do it from atm. #so I can't trim threads 😮‍💨 #but I can send asks! #;;psa

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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

#;;meme

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Detective Sentences, Vol. 16

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I thought you hated the police?"

"So many people think that when you're exposed to death and suffering every day, you become immune. It's quite the opposite."

"The way I look at it, he wouldn't be trying to stop us if what we were doing wasn't threatening to him, and he wouldn't be threatened if he wasn't vulnerable."

"What makes you think you're such a catch? A scruffy copper who only comes home when he feels like it?"

"Is there a mystery here? Yes. Will there always be unanswered questions? Most likely. Sometimes that happens, and when it does, you just need to learn how to live with it and move on."

"You were right; it's not like the books."

"Would you care to be a little more specific?"

"You're cutting corners! You're threatening witnesses, and you're going to get yourself into trouble!"

"You have a very individual approach to detection, but we're all part of a team, and teamwork's what gets us results!"

"We all come out of this a lot less human than we went in."

"For once in your life, admit that you are up against something bigger than you!"

"Your attention span might be very short, but I need it all right now."

"Is this a real case, or one of those imaginary cases that happen when you’re bored?"

"In police training, you learn how to deal with every situation, but I think I must have been sick on this day."

"Bravery's good news. It's got to be maximised."

"You can read people. You understand them."

"You know, it'd have been a lot easier if you'd come clean when we first spoke to you."

"I do hope that you will be able to remember a few things. I do tend to come down rather heavily on people who are holding things back."

"You are not the first who has come to seduce me with some irresistible case."

"I just made a few mistakes tonight that made me question whether I should be a cop at all, you know?"

"Okay, bear with me here because some people sometimes consider my thought processes complicated."

"The truth can be so very hard to determine, but in this case, the truth seems very hard to deny."

"Are you going to read me my rights?"

"From the state of her face, there must have been blood everywhere - but as you can see, the place is immaculate. No blood, no mess. Everything in its place. He must have tidied up after himself."

"When you entered, I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed; you hadn't shaved in quite some time. I extrapolated you were a person for whom detail is not a major concern."

"Once you've got the smell of what human beings do to each other in your nostrils, you'll never get rid of it."

"Don't you dare play the innocent with me!"

"Eventually, you get a case, and you know it is the last one you can stomach and still know your soul."

#;;meme #for shawn and sherlock

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Friendship Starters, Vol. 2

(Sentences for friends, with an assortment of feelings. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"

"You're an only child, aren't you?"

"Take it from me, you need some fun!"

"You're too much of a nice boy. Let's let the bad boy out for a bit!"

"What sort of trouble are you up to now, hm?"

"I've always thought of you as one of the good ones."

"It's my birthday today."

"Now, whatever you do, don't get excited."

"You know, you don't have to keep humouring me like this."

"Can I ask you a personal question?"

"Is it your plan to stay a while?"

"Do you remember the day we met?"

"What I don't understand is why my best friend can't be happy for me!"

"Oh, I was going to say, we should do something for your birthday! A proper party!"

"You know I'll find out what you're up to, don't you?"

"You have to admit that your social life has been a bit anaemic as of late."

"I'm your best friend, and half the time, I don't understand you!"

"You're more like him than you want to admit."

"I just wanted to be your friend."

"If you'd like, you could stay here"

"I was wondering when you'd grow bored of ignoring my calls!"

"Never would have figured you for a motorcycle guy."

"Is everything okay? You seem annoyed about something."

"Is that what we are? Friends?"

"Am I ever going to live this down?"

"I'm sorry my mum asked so many rude questions. Don't take it personally."

"You know, in some cultures, it’s considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another."

"You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities."

"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"

"Hey, you know what you need? A night out on the town!"

"Why are you being weird with me again? I thought we weren't doing that anymore."

"We've always done things together. Why does that suddenly have to stop?"

"You're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?"

"Every time I go to one of your parties, I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way."

"Let's play truth or dare!"

"We make rather a good team, you and I."

#;;meme

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Astonishing X-Men #8 (2004)

#☆ the leader ☆

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On the subject of Victor not being used to being loved, and afraid of good things. This man..

Go on now, act like Logan is all holy and Vic just an asshole.. go on.. fight me! I'll die on that hill!

#☆ the beast ☆

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🛋 for your character to curl up with mine. [For Victor.]

Soft Prompts

The couch still smells like Hank. It's stale, faded, but there if Victor closes his eyes and chases the scent. He can almost relive the last time they sat here, taste the wine Hank had brought, the platter of fine cut meat and cheese.

Hank complained about the trek all the way out here and Victor thought nothing of it. It was out of the way, and he figured Hank could stop at any time. A two day hike to the nearest town, and minimal roads- it was still a solid two hour walk to the closest road. The closest Hank could get would be landing by the lake, and even then, it still probably took close to an hour to get here.

Longer when he brought wine and good snacks. Hank handed Victor a glass- not a wine glass, Victor had shallow bourbon cups, and he's sure Hank made a comment about it.

Hank also commented about the lack of enrichment. No television, minimal books, scant decor. He settled in beside Victor, nestling into his shoulder since Victor had his arm drapped across the back of the couch. Probably weren't a lot of guys Hank could settle into, and Victor didn't hesitate to move to drape his arm across Hank's shoulders. He traced the seam of fancy cotton, half listening to Hank talk about the space saga to grace modern television.

Eventually Victor leaned closer, burying his face in Hank's neck, inhaling his scent. It was warm, and he purred as he nestled closer, the pressure between his eyes relaxing tight shoulders.

"You need a library. A television, at least! Internet if absolutely nothing else."

"I'm not haulin' all that shit up here." Victor grumbled, nosing aside all the fur to get his teeth on skin. "Could think of somethin' else ta pass the time, though."

He doesn't get far before Hank surprises them both. "You could come to the mansion, instead."

Victor opens his eyes to the emptyness of his cabin, the silence a painful ring in his ears.

#◇ creed #positivelybeastly #🛌🛌🛌

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X-MEN '97 To Me, My X-Men

#☆ the leader ☆

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

#Shawn's siblings

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I wanna make the top/switch/bottom meme but all my muses are so staunch in their positions, it wouldn't change anything 🤣

#i have one exclusively bottom and four exclusively top #which is funny because all 5 have control issues Sherlock is just fucking special like that #Reno and Rude are switches. #i haven't played with Aeirth nearly enough to know

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'Not' He's such a dork I love him. Truly they understood the assignment.

#scott breaks the genova convention #☆ the leader ☆