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I love piercings I love getting them I love letting the piercer stab me until I get shocky and have to sit with my head between my knees. This is not a bit btw. I’m riding this high forever.

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The craziest thing about the new Taylor swift album is the swaths of people who are taking “I just feel very sane” at face value and using it as a gotcha. You really think the most famous women alive who has been in the public eye since 17 with not one but two stage parents who says I don’t need to go to therapy because I just feel very sane. Has an accurate read on herself? The fact that she’s boring is clouding your vision. As if boring people can’t be insane. She is fucked in the head for real. She is sorority girl who is engaging in mind games with her boyfriend Chad that go straight over his head. She has a secret tally in her mind of scores for everyone including herself. And you’re gonna let her tell you she’s sane?

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Temporarily pausing the breakdown because of how garbage this paragraph is

#as. a copy editor. and published poet. this paragraph makes me want to eat a lightbulb.

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gonna have to hear your thoughts on the expanded version of the album..

she has the serial killer gene

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we have got to put metre back into poetry. Whatthe hells going on

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Sorry I have to say. Listened to the new Taylor swift album and it’s so mid. Anyways in but daddy I love him she should’ve cut the no I’m not but you should see your faces part that comes right after. If you’re faking pregnancy for the edgy bit then COMMIT.

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ben edlund you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your castiel is too bad. they’ll kill you!!

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#prev

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if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…

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just remembered she-ra princesses of power was real and how catradora was real and lost my mf mind again

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get his ass

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#started off as anything below an A and you’re grounded #eventually my parents got used to my mediocre student ways and were like. well so long as you get a B-

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au where Aang gets told he's the Avatar (and subsequently frozen) at 16 like he was supposed to.... I think it would change a lot honestly

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

#I do have more hp. AND I know misty step. goodbye.

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it's been years and it's still genuinely crazy to me that the first two seasons of stranger things had this throughline where all the bad things that were happening in hawkins were directly caused by the us government and that they were excusing the awful things they were doing to their own citizens (children!) through cold war/red scare reactionism. and then in season three there was a secret russian base under the town mall.