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I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

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mood lately

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don’t invite me unless these are the plans

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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can't I just nap instead?

despair or the truth, that is the question

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

#😂😂😂

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thoughts?

no thank u!

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crying

#economic theory aside #I do love a good beard #Karl's economic theory also sexy af

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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

#not me avoiding my job rn

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#😂😂