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we can only hope- no, not really

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I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

#thanks for the tips boss!

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I think we should all adjust our defaults to "they want to talk to me and don't know how"

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

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Fun fact: men can also get baby fever

baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

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my life has changed

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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I've considered using make-up but I wouldn't even know where to start or how it works

I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

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I also wish I could wear skirts as a cis man, but I'm not afraid of getting weird looks, my country has a lot of transphobia so I'm worried I'll get beaten (or worse) because some asshole in the street thought I was trans

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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HAPPENING NOW: zionists planned and are currently setting up for/having a huge counter protest at the ucla gaza solidarity encampment. our comrades have now taken over the area where the counter protest is set up!

#free gaza #free palestine

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I heard they like hanging out in towers

Where to find hot single wizards?

Oh fuckith this be not Woogle (wizard google)

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Losing my mind at this

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Now add another ascension meme with "scar badass"

but thats just my onion

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Idk guys, I think he's got a chance

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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This

*getting left on read by someone I’m vaguely friendly with* ah I see, they hate me. They want me to suffer and die. They are personally inclined towards my painful and early end.

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Ok I just imagined a lil plushie reading all of this and it was both funny and cute, very interesting explanation tho

Before dinner

After dinner 🫠

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This image is pure, unadulterated genious