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[theperfect-georgette]

I'll drink to that.

I'm glad Mother's Day is over..

Worst day of the fuckin’ year.

[theperfect-georgette]

Thrift stores are heaven.

[theperfect-georgette]

I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible...

Thrift stores are heaven.

Onesie mission went well, I’d say. 

[theperfect-georgette]

A Gift for Baby

Well, I don't know either of you that well, but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to shop. Congratulations on the new addition to your family! 

#DPJane #DPSteele #DPBaby

[theperfect-georgette]

So, what, has he not embarrassed himself around you yet?

I'm just really hungry

-laughs, shaking his head- Is it bad that I can actually picture that happening? 

[theperfect-georgette]

You can if you'd like. The choice is yours. 

-his jaw drops as he watches her- Wow. I… wow. -he attempts to calm himself down- Is there a chance you can get crazier than that? -he clears his throat- Or hey, can I you know, get crazy with you?

[theperfect-georgette]

Awh! My little Olliepop is all grown up!

My little kitten -

[theperfect-georgette]

You pack, I'll find cheap airfare. 

Dear Foximus;

[theperfect-georgette]

Your wish is my command, Foxy.

Dear Foximus;

[theperfect-georgette]

Awh, have you been lost without me, kitten?

My little kitten -

[theperfect-georgette]

Well, of course I do. We've friends for so long, I could tell you so much. Like the time he fell in a mud puddle right before school started and went the entire day with a giant brown stained on the back of his khakis.  

I'm just really hungry

-smirks- Please tell me you have embarrassing stories about him.

[theperfect-georgette]

Yup! A few years ago.

I'm just really hungry

You guys met in…. New York, right?

[theperfect-georgette]

#face

[theperfect-georgette]

The pleasure is all mine, boyfriend Nemo.

I'm just really hungry

Well then it’s a pleasure to meet you best friend, Georgette.

[theperfect-georgette]

We're best friends! Duh.

I'm just really hungry

-grins, nodding his head- That’s me! Now that I think about it your name sounds awfully familiar. How do you know Ollie?

[theperfect-georgette]

Nemo? Nemo! You! You're my Ollie's boyfriend!

I'm just really hungry

I’m just convinced the lunch ladies hate me and spit in my food. So I try to avoid the cafeteria altogether when I can.

It’s good to meet you Georgette, i’m Nemo.

[theperfect-georgette]

You must not be eating the right thing. Or at the right time. Of course it sucks after being left out for a while. You have to get there early. The coffee is good. 

I'm Georgette, by the way. And you are?

I'm just really hungry

Not that bad? It tastes like dirt and week old eggs and that’s just the cereal.