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I am always saying this during museum visits

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

#suicide mention #I’ve come dangerously close several times but never actually attempted #but there was always a feeling hanging over my head like an anvil waiting to drop #like I put life on hold on purpose because I never expected to live #I was a graduate school dropout with a useless degree #and I lived with my partner in a room the size of a broom closet #but now #I’ll be married in October #we’re visiting my favorite place for our honeymoon #our cat meows at our door every morning and trills in greeting #there’s always something new to try #and a little magic in the mechanisms of everyday life if you know where to look #I never thought I could be happy #sometimes I try to argue with myself that I’m not #but I am #and more importantly #I’m free

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stop looking at me respectfully and start looking at me like a coyote looks at a fully stocked henhouse

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sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

#me and [redacted]

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posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

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he's so eccentric and goofy. I love him, your honor.

#mysterio #💕💕💕

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"food?", "ouch!", and "whoa..." are the basic thoughts of the bivalve mollusc, whose secret poetries are beyond translation & which possesses no brain

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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tiana from princess and the frog inspired by this antique

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fixed it

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hello ihnm fandom. your new assignment. watch brave bang bravern. you will not regret this choice.

#slurps up my favorite AM design through a straw #ihnmaims

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

#should weaponize this against weird men in my city

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